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Mark Healy
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Mark Healy
@markhealy92
60% of the time, it works every time
Middlesbrough Katılım Temmuz 2012
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Today is the day. Eric Cantona's kung-fu kick becomes closer in time to the assassination of JFK than the present day. We are, without any shadow of a doubt, #HurtlingTowardsDeath.

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@mhealy90 @todayyearsold Hahahhaha nobody tell him about pulled pork
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Wait til you hear about mashed potatoes
kelvin@forkelv
so pressed wood is literally pressed wood
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How the hell did they miss the opportunity to call it Jewber
Scarlett Grace@ScarlettGrace92
Heartbreaking that this is needed.
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Sat in some random kitchen at 4am trying to name the Pompey 2008 FA Cup final starting XI
Justin Bieber@justinbieber
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@markhealy92 @AccidentalP Do you reckon he took his trousers down or not?
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the gays love it. the straights love it. your mum loves it. The old dears in Tesco love it. It’s a universal smash!
Minogue Updates@MinogueUpdates
23 years ago, Kylie Minogue released ‘Love At First Sight’
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An absolutely RIDICULOUS finish from former Wallaby Mark Nawaqanitawase 🤯
How has he scored that?!
#NRL
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Just seen The Kooks receive a Brit award on @SundayBrunchC4 for hitting one billion streams across music platforms. They had absolutely no idea they’d hit that mark or were receiving the award.
I’m not saying they could’ve done more research, but it’s so naive to not know that.
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