Mark Healy

I'm that hungover I've just got my brothers girlfriend to iron a shirt for me for a wedding I'm 30 mins late to

@Chuckfug @joe_foley

Peeing in the shower is truly an indulgent joy, only rivaled by slapping my nonverbal son

@TreborRhurbarb @joe_foley

Today is the day. Eric Cantona's kung-fu kick becomes closer in time to the assassination of JFK than the present day. We are, without any shadow of a doubt, #HurtlingTowardsDeath.

@Rugby_Scoop @mhealy90

This is insanely good! 😳😳

@boro_al @eddyredmanutd Hahahahaa that’s outstanding 😂

@eddyredmanutd @markhealy92 😆

A couple of my mates are throwing a joint Chinese New Year party and Burns night party. It's called Chinese burns night. I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm!

@mhealy90 @todayyearsold Hahahhaha nobody tell him about pulled pork

@todayyearsold @markhealy92

Wait til you hear about mashed potatoes

@Dailymiddlearth @mhealy90

LOTR: But the Uruk-hai with normal voices. 😂

@joe_foley @LearnToToad Hahahahaha what a shout

@LearnToToad @markhealy92

How the hell did they miss the opportunity to call it Jewber

@joe_foley @fistedaway Hahahaha what a banger

@fistedaway @markhealy92

Jamie Oliver getting called out for cultural appropriation on his rice and peas recipe rather than this song was like getting Al Capone on tax evasion

@CoachDuggs @joe_foley

@MatthewSoakell @joe_foley @DaveBensonPhill Head like a fucking orange

@joe_foley @DaveBensonPhill @markhealy92 Hahahaha excellent

People of a certain age will know this particular character.

@joe_foley @onyerheadapp Hahahaha John utaka

@onyerheadapp @markhealy92

Sat in some random kitchen at 4am trying to name the Pompey 2008 FA Cup final starting XI

@joe_foley @AccidentalP Hard to decipher mate 🤣

@markhealy92 @AccidentalP Do you reckon he took his trousers down or not?

@joe_foley @DiscussingFilm Hahahahah haven’t seen F Zero yet 😂😂

@DiscussingFilm @markhealy92 wonder what it'll be called 🤣

A ‘F1’ sequel is already being discussed. (Source: variety.com/2025/film/box-…)

@joe_foley @EvenMorePaxton 🤣🤣

@EvenMorePaxton @markhealy92

I am being roasted and persecuted for truthfully stating that Priti Patel is hot. The cross I bear is heavy but I will not shy away from saying what is right

@joe_foley @popgoesjoe What an absolute waxxer mate

@popgoesjoe @markhealy92

the gays love it. the straights love it. your mum loves it. The old dears in Tesco love it. It’s a universal smash!

@joe_foley @MWascoe @LFC @BullitToothTony Hahaha loves it Diggles

@MWascoe @LFC @BullitToothTony @markhealy92 Van Diggles mate!

VVD 😎

@Shuttsapalooza @joe_foley

“That rock n roll, eh? That rock n roll, it just won’t go away..”

@TightFive_Rugby @MWascoe Wow 🤯

An absolutely RIDICULOUS finish from former Wallaby Mark Nawaqanitawase 🤯 How has he scored that?! #NRL

@MatthewSoakell @SundayBrunchC4 😂😂

@markhealy92 @SundayBrunchC4 Doesn’t work, Karl

Just seen The Kooks receive a Brit award on @SundayBrunchC4 for hitting one billion streams across music platforms. They had absolutely no idea they’d hit that mark or were receiving the award. I’m not saying they could’ve done more research, but it’s so naive to not know that.