Mark Blair

Imagine feeding a brontosaurus from a huge bag of crisps, it withdraws its head from the bag and really slowly arcs and extends its 20ft long neck up into the sky, you hear a gentle crunch from so far above you for a minute or so and then its head slowly starts descending again

@MayMayspeaks 50091

@OneOutof4 Looks good to me

Oh I’ll pass on going to see these guys now 😳

@ScottAdamsSays Thank you

Coffee With Scott Adams 5/19/25 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@Anthony_Bonato Round(11) is meant to be round(pi). 11 is shown as 0b in hexadecimal. Log(55) should be ln(55)

Am I a bad mathematician if I say I don't like math clocks?

@OliLondonTV 10

Rate Taylor Swifts dancing on a scale of 1-10.

There's a special place in hell for all of you. It's actually just normal hell, it's special because you'd be there.

I just found out about recency bias, and I’d have to say that out of all the biases, it’s my favourite.

another day of providing shareholder value

A parent I met in the US said something so simple but profound to me. She was telling me about how her child's exclusive school is pushing equity and diversity at every opportunity. She said: "I don't pay $50,000 a year for equity. I pay it to give my kids an advantage!!!"

stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho

Feel's like a Wednesday

@NoContextBrits Legend

Do you guys ever wonder what’s up with finance? Like what are those dudes doing exactly. Nobody knows

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.