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@marklee65363483

Millwall fan in bandit country, Essex. HMP Parkhurst ‘92. Shits like a horse. Loves Jazz and a Haut-Medoc🍷

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⚡️SPARKY⚡️@marklee65363483·
Ooh look at me, I can suck two cocks at a time.
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Don@Donwillioni·
About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’ I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton #worldcup
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Gareth@thehandofbeadle·
This game has been so appalling I'm going to end up on the Tom Skinner Men's Mental Health walk tomorrow
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Alrightfans MBE@alrightfans·
@prodnose Ripping their viral hair out wether it’s red or brown sauce on a bacon sandwich
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Danny Baker
Danny Baker@prodnose·
Back from the break and ITV panel getting over-heated about something or other as demanded by producers. The days when pundits might blow out their cheeks in games like these and say on behalf of the viewers, "Well this is a non event isn't it?" are long gone.
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Chubby and unknown
Chubby and unknown@ovaleasteregg·
My sister just told me Riders by Jilly Cooper was her sexual awakening as a teen What's worrying is that mine was probably Eurotrash.
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Garby@Atlantis252·
[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining] "... And a sausage roll, please"
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Berk
Berk@trapdoor456·
Fucking size of that ironing board.
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Mike Stanley
Mike Stanley@mikestan87·
The burglar at 3am coming in the patio door to see you sat in your underpants watching South Korea v The Czech Republic:
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JRF
JRF@JRFBoy·
Alright, fine, deport the immigrants. Just don’t complain when you need a security guard to stand near the entrance of a supermarket FaceTiming their uncle in Chittagong for 8 hours and there’s no one left to do it.
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Gareth
Gareth@thehandofbeadle·
Weakest defence from a South African since Pistorius said he thought it was a burglar in his toilet
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📸@THINGEO·
Anyone fancy a strongbow butty
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Declaration of Memes
Declaration of Memes@LibertyCappy·
POV: you're British
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Military History Now
Military History Now@MilHistNow·
RIGHT NOW in 1944, the first of 20,000 Allied paratroopers are dropping into Normandy. The long-awaited liberation of France is underway.
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Military History Now
Military History Now@MilHistNow·
Today in 1944, British and American heavy bombers pound the Pas-de-Calais. It's all part of an Allied deception plan to convince German commanders that the coming invasion of France will take place where English Channel is narrowest. Normandy is the real objective.
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Military History Now@MilHistNow·
RIGHT NOW in 1944, this is the scene in the English Channel as the Allied invasion armada steams for Normandy.
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Military History Now
Military History Now@MilHistNow·
RIGHT NOW in 1944, the BBC broadcasts an excerpt of Paul Verlaine's 1866 poem "Chanson d'automne" into Nazi-occupied Europe. The passage "...wounds my heart with a monotonous languor” is a coded signal to the French Resistance. It means: “The Allies are coming!”
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