Mark Lynch

“I got an idea but you’re not gonna like it.” “What?” A stakeout.” A new comedy movie. 2026.

@TeslaInsurance should be embarrassed. My son was in an accident two months ago, someone claiming to be from Tesla towed his car away and he hasn't seen it since. The @Tesla rep won't answer her phone (VM is full) and won't return emails - for two months! We own 5 Teslas! WTF

@elonmusk Tesla service is not very professional when you can’t ask a human a question on the phone…

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The people who've lived under socialism will risk barbed wire, bullets, and oceans to escape it. Meanwhile, the loudest advocates for socialism live in capitalist nations, sipping Starbucks, tweeting from iPhones, and whining about “late-stage capitalism” while enjoying its abundance. They don’t move to Cuba. They don’t relocate to North Korea. They don’t even apply for a visa to Venezuela. Why? Because deep down, they know the truth: Socialism is only tolerable when someone else pays for your fantasies. The people fleeing socialist regimes aren’t confused. They’ve lived the outcome: poverty, rationing, corruption, fear. The Western socialist, meanwhile, has never had to stand in line for bread, only for the new iPhone. Rather than learn from those who escaped tyranny, they arrogantly believe they’ll “do it right this time” as if the laws of economics, human nature, and moral reality will bow to their feelings. It’s not idealism. It’s resentment in disguise. They don’t want to lift the poor. They want to punish the successful, tear down what works, and be applauded for the rubble they leave behind. They're not revolutionaries. They're just spoiled children with slogans, trying to drag the world back to the misery others fled.

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Obsession is out now! Have you listened? What’s your favorite song??

To all you fuckers who sit in your little echo chambers, spewing your pathetic, lazy ass critiques of Elon Musk while contributing absolutely nothing to the world - this one’s for you. For 23+ years, this man has been blowing up rockets, tearing apart engines, putting his own money - (not yours) on the line, getting knocked down, and getting the fuck back up. He has pushed boundaries where others saw walls, built industries where others saw impossibilities, and forced change where others were too spineless to try. And what have you done? Retweeted a meme? Written a snarky blog post? Sat in a boardroom patting yourselves on the back over another corporate diversity seminar while men like him build the future? or Defaced a Tesla? Damn fools they're insured , - nice job shooting yourself in the foot!! You pathetic parasites. You failures in slow motion. You contribute nothing. You risk nothing. You invent nothing. But you think your snide, uninformed, regurgitated critiques mean anything? You think calling him a ‘billionaire overlord’ from the comfort of your mass-produced, Musk-engineered EV makes you sound like some righteous warrior? Wake up. The world wasn’t built by complainers like you. - it was built by the ones who failed and kept going. Imagine standing in front of a man who has revolutionized multiple industries - EVs, spaceflight, AI, tunneling, solar energy, digital banking, even the way you get internet in remote areas - and all you can do is whine like a jealous, insecure toddler. 'But he’s rich!' Yeah, no shit. You want the guy pioneering interplanetary travel to be some middle-management salaryman at Google? You want the bloke who almost single-handedly saved the US space industry to be worried about his Uber Eats bill? Get real. Where were you when SpaceX was on the brink of collapse? Where were you when Tesla was laughed out of the room? Where were you when the entire establishment bet against him and he proved them all wrong? You were nowhere, because that’s where people like you belong - on the sidelines, watching the real players take the hits, break the limits, and drag humanity forward while you sit there, mouths flapping, producing nothing. Here’s the truth, and it’s going to sting: you don’t hate Musk because he’s ‘problematic’ or ‘dangerous.’ You hate him because he exists as a constant reminder that you are nothing. A man who doesn’t wait for permission, who doesn’t play by the bullshit rules of mediocrity, who doesn’t need your approval - he burns in your mind because you will never be that. You are a footnote in history, a faceless drone in the sea of nobodies, while Musk and men like him etch their names into time itself. It’s taking one man and his companies to correct decades of mismanagement, stagnation, and incompetence from bloated bureaucracies and legacy industries that did nothing but milk the system. NASA, auto giants, telecom monopolies - they all had their chance and pissed it away. Now it’s Musk who’s doing their job better, faster, and with his own money on the line - and that’s what really burns you, isn’t it ? So keep crying. Keep writing your little hit pieces. Keep making your dogshit YouTube videos, your smug X POSTS, your hollow critiques. It won’t change a thing. oh and by the way , He doesn't care - Your critiques , if you haven't worked it out by now - is what drives him! DAMN FOOLS! Musk will still be building while you sit in the gutter, pointing fingers at the stars. RANT COMPLETE. YOU FUCKERS.

Hand your friend your phone for twenty minutes, i’m sure the results would be fascinating. Your emotional stimulation system (your algorithm) is in control after all.

I’ve noticed there’s a lot of talk about friends and family members no longer communicating due to differences in perspectives, ie @GadSaad . I’d love to see a large scale test where these two groups swap social media feeds for a period of time and see what might change.

Anything the red Feds do, blue can undo, and vice versa. But *transfer* power and money from the Feds to the states - both red and blue states will take it - and resist giving it back. Make government compete daily across fifty models rather than every four years across two.

This one goes out to you, @RobertKennedyJr. You never once faltered in your mission. But more exemplary still, you treated those who lied about you and betrayed you with ever-ready grace. Even when the world wasn’t watching. Even when the people who attacked you in public were the ones you loved the most. You fought for America in the face of fire and falsehoods. Time and again, you endured the vitriol and mud without ever flinging it back from whence it came. You defended our nation’s children without thought of defending yourself. That rare combination — fierce determination and boundless forgiveness — reminds us that certainty of purpose need not mean smallness of character. You’ve proven anew the power of grace and grit and service. Of cultivating brotherly and sisterly love, of respectful conversation. Of curiosity and equanimity. Of prayer and obedience to God. Of seeking the truth. Of speaking the truth. And of making space, still, for mischief and humble good humor. You set out to end our chronic disease epidemic. Along the way, you inadvertently helped heal our national soul. Congratulations, Bobby. You did it. And more than that, you did it right.

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Nothing like father/son bonding together on the Parachutist back cover…

instagram.com/reel/DCrulAjSp… Love this…