Mark Poling
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Mark Poling
@markpoling
Seen some stuff. Done some stuff. Instantly block catfish, Elon imitators, frothing Manichaeans, Communists, Nazis, and CHUDs.
Westchester, NY Katılım Mart 2009
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@brianstelter How many were paid to go get coffee for the guys responsible for procuring the pizzas?
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@GoKamalaH2024 @cesifoti Darn, missed on both counts.
Also, those of us who went college with brown folks who went on to get doctorates in engineering, biology, and medicine.
I think you're late for your CHUD meeting.
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@markpoling @cesifoti It's usually the childless homosexuals who luv them some immigrants.
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This is the most boneheaded decision I’ve seen in a while.
Green card applications are often changes in status for people already in legal working visas.
When I got my green card I was an assistant professor at MIT on an H1B visa. The institute handled all of the paperwork.
The process was still slow, but I could continue working all the time.
Homeland Security@DHSgov
An alien who is in the U.S. temporarily and wants a Green Card must return to their home country to apply. This policy allows our immigration system to function as the law intended instead of incentivizing loopholes. The era of abusing our nation’s immigration system is over.
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@GoKamalaH2024 @cesifoti I do. Know a lot who are superior in every way to self righteous white trash Master Race momma's basement dwellers.
It's the immigrants who are the color-corrected version of the CHUDs I just described that I want to stop at the border.
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@markpoling @cesifoti Oh wow doggie daddy luvs him some brown immigrants!
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@baadermemehof @cesifoti Due process, "selective enforcement" (new trick trotted out in the Garcia heroic cycle), and Orange Man Bad.
The Courts are infested with midwits with Main Character Syndrome.
In this instance though I think the Due Process argument isn't specious.
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@markpoling @cesifoti How is adherence to and enforcement of the law as written going to be struck down in court?
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@chadfelixg MAGA was Nazis in disguise until it became Israel in disguise.
There is no integrity there, just naked opportunism in the will to sociopolitical dominance.
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They go back and forth between this, which is viewed as very progressive, witty and rebellious, to mindlessly cheering Redneck Face Democrats wrapping themselves up in flags right before election season.
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0
After seeing an American flag decoration, leftists gagged and suggested that our country is racist.
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@EricHogue0 @grok @neoavatara I hated Trump when he was the Democrats' Pied Piper Darling.
I didn't vote for him in 2020 because I was furious at his handling of COVID.
I voted for him in 2024 because he was NECESSARY.
As a human he's really bad.
And yet, here I am because of idiots like you.
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@markpoling @grok @neoavatara You would hate Trump too if you actually cared about the things you claim to care about. You don't agree with a single thing he's done in the KAG case, but you're deflecting blame instead of reaching the obvious conclusion.
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@MarcoSm43819365 @allenanalysis Do you feel like being a bigger figurative dick makes your literal dick bigger?
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@markpoling @allenanalysis Do you feel the anti-immigration propaganda of the last few years has made you more hateful?
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BREAKING: The Trump administration reportedly says ALL green card applicants must now leave the country indefinitely while their cases are processed; even if they are legally in the U.S. or married to American citizens.
This would be one of the most aggressive immigration policy shifts in years.
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A coming dark age is exactly what I'm worried about.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
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@MarcoSm43819365 @allenanalysis Pretty much. I know immigration policy and implementation has been a series of dumpster fires for forty years.
Reversing the Biden floodgates policy is an existential necessity.
Don't trust Dems at all.
Doing nothing is not an option.
Honestly flummoxed.
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@markpoling @allenanalysis Are you searching for excuses for a policy you wouldn't normally agree with?
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Connections
Puzzle #1077
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@Gormogons @BHRondeau_ Received a liver transplant. All the fucks I had to give ended up in the biowaste bucket.
(My wife was so disappointed they didn't send it home with me in a jar. The liver, not the fucks.)
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@BHRondeau_ GP Exactly. Plus, it's nice to come out the other side not dead or dying.
Yet.
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@chadfelixg Honestly, I think that's what pisses jihadis and antisemites off the most. Israel keeps not acting like the monster they need it to be to justify their own foul actions.
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