Mark Strathmore

Brilliant.

Got to love @CommBank - billions of dollars in profits because clearly nothing is spent on the call centre. 21min on hold and counting.

Dear @Apple - whomever the muppet was that decided to insert a “quick start” button, ironically creating a step that wasn’t there, in Watch workouts: please make them stop.

Danko 🇿🇦

@Qantas I can think of little more useless than an Apple Watch app that simply directs you to your iPhone. Of course, *after* you open the app on the phone then it works, but that kind of defeats the point, right? Right?

This clip has never been more relevant.

As Trump and Musk prepare for their future careers in stand up comedy, it’s a brilliant strategy that they’re creating their own material.

@RenaldoGouws I’d forgotten about this clown. Amusing how he always refers to himself as “we.”

And so, as with all things in life, karma slowly creeps up and bites you in the ass. The cherry on top? This is just the start of the karma train hitting the most hateful politician in South Africa. Your days of being a hateful racist politician is coming to an end and I am here for every moment of it.

@thephysicsgirl Good to see you.

I’m still getting used to having short hair. I keep running my hands through “ghost hair” that’s not there, looking like a weirdo 🤣 But at least I got the blonde back!

@VicRoads what an awful user experience to have to complete the entire re-login process every time you actually need this app. Could have been good.

@cctvidiots People.

GO👇

current @YouTube experience: 30 sec ad before you can even see the video. Creator: 30 sec “This video is brought to you by…” 30 sec content then another 30 sec ad. Creator: 60 seconds selling the thing they sell. Lastly, “if you stay to the end, I have a bonus tip”:more ads. Hmm

Gosh isn't this the truth!

Nailed it.

@JackD157 IYKYK...

I hear police are still combing the area

@Rene_Naylor @KurtJetson You will be missed!

@KurtJetson I have so much gratitude for my incredible journey. Thank You for all the support. 🙏🏽

Rene Naylor had her last Springbok test yesterday. Through changes in coaches, players, management, she has been a constant for the Springboks for 17 years.

@stats_fact I’ll bet that Tender Box could tell some stories.

@circusflight @engineers_feed Yes!

@engineers_feed My mouth just tasted like metal for a second.

My whole life has been a lie

@AnxiousHolly Yep.

iOS users, do you use these?

@MKBHD Dammit, Putin wasn’t bluffing.

Either Samsung's weather app is broken or we're about to have a really really bad day