Marky 🇪🇬

Shoutout to Maxine from Oak Furniture land who’s in love with the shape of me 😍

Fair play. He’s nailed that.

@Jackson_Carlaw Hopefully Arnold Clark are hiring Jackson

Superb morning and afternoon speaking to local residents in Giffnock. Today, the SNP has again refused to rule out introducing a boundary toll tax on Eastwood motorists. Local people would be charged for every car journey to Glasgow including work, visiting family and travelling to the Queen Elizabeth and other hospitals for healthcare. At parliament, I robustly challenged the SNP Transport Secretary on the ridiculous proposals and the boundary toll tax must be binned. On Thursday 7th May in Eastwood, vote for me on the purple constituency ballot and Scottish Conservatives on the peach ballot paper.

@RussellFindlay1 Two questions: 1: How quickly will you cut taxes and by how much? 2: Why are you so against a referendum? It’s been 12 years. The political landscape has changed. People’s opinions change. What’s the harm in asking voters to choose again?

Tomorrow, I'm launching the bold and ambitious Scottish Conservative manifesto. Here's my take on getting Scotland working - and stopping an SNP majority👇 Vote Scottish Conservative on your peach ballot paper on May 7 🗳️

Some little bastard has been using AI pictures of me to leave reviews on various businesses all over Coatbridge to the point that I show up when you google the fucking places. He is even getting replies from the fucking owners.

@AberdeenFC @tonyp1234 St Mirren fans were used to not having the ball when he was manager but no that much 😂

Stephen Robinson spoke to RedTV after our game against St Mirren.

How good is it that Robbo leaving has made St Mirren better and Aberdeen worse 😅

@saintmirrenfc Our gaffer 🐼😍

Craig McLeish gave his reaction to this afternoon's 2-0 win over Aberdeen in the William Hill Premiership.

Most enjoyable game of 2026 🐼 Huge fan of the Aberdeen fans who stayed to the very end to get right down front and shout abuse at the players who came over to applaud 👏

@garyckerr @saintmirrenfc I actually quite like the idea of the silent treatment. No one clapping or booing. Just silence like he never even happened at all. That would be the most satisfying reaction

I’ve a lot of time for SR but I won’t clap or cheer or boo in his direction tomorrow. He’s left us behind when togetherness was his rallying call, without a backwards glance - has there been a statement from him to say goodbye, reflecting on his time at @saintmirrenfc ?

@PL_RETRO_25 1 and 3

Alright — what’s it gonna be? Each concept’s got a number. Comment your favourite 👇 Top TWO go into production.

@damedevelo @partridege @elbiemit Jesus you lot are tragic. Enjoy your weekend

@marky1877 @partridege @elbiemit Looks like your little house needs maintenance...

See the folk that cry at stuff like this and give it the 'actually it's not free it's funded by the taxpayer 😡😡😡😡😡' Where does that end? The schools aren't free. The roads aren't free. The air isn't free. Shut up please

@damedevelo @partridege @elbiemit Careful now Ms P. It looks like this low earner that can’t send his daughter to university drives the same car as you 😘 Would you like any more receipts you conceited auld cunt?

@partridege @marky1877 @elbiemit Look at his profile...he's sending no one to University. The usual lie from the low earners.

@emilyhewertson Watch you don’t ‘accidentally’ put a cross in the Reform box

Just received my polling card ahead of the upcoming elections in the borough of Tower Hamlets and I noticed there is a Bengali translation. Surely if you cannot read basic English you shouldn’t be allowed to vote?

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Fantastic Gian! Littler has been an insufferable little prick from day 1. I’d rather support Gerwyn Price

@joshpearson180 The boys been a cunt from day 1. Glad people are seeing it more and more now

I’m such a huge, huge fan of Littler but I really don’t like to see that Especially to Gian, probably the nicest bloke on the tour 😂

@partridege @elbiemit For just over £2000 more than if I live in England, it costs me nothing to send my eldest daughter to university. My youngest is looking to go there next year. Both get free bus travel and my wife and I both get free prescriptions every month. That really is value for money

@elbiemit Here's why Lewis and once you get a job and earn over £30k, you'll understand

@RussellFindlay1 Imagine me coming across this video of you in Paisley pedalling this shite when I’ve literally just got in the house from having my haircut in Paisley where I paid nothing for the parking because the first hour was free, right in the middle of the town centre.

Our 2-hour free parking plan to help Scotland's neglected high streets 👇 Let's get people BACK into our towns and cities.

@afinebalance43 @mfcESF @pieandbov Off the top of my head recently I’ve called out Baccus, Esmaël Gonçalves and Duckens Nazon.

@marky1877 @mfcESF @pieandbov Which St Mirren players have you called out?

An awful lot of revisionism taking place about the Slattery ban that was dished out yesterday. First of all, the referee did NOT see the incident, he had his back to it as play was miles away from where it happened. The assitant referee also missed it. The red card was advised by the 4th official via communication to the ref who really then had no choice but to give it, presumably thinking VAR would call a review if something was amiss. VAR, for whatever reason, decided it wasn't a clear and obvious error so did not seek to get involved. You can probably imagine, in real time, what the 4th official might have thought he saw. The failure here, other than the cheating itself of course, is that VAR just shrugged it's shoulders and decided there was nothing amiss. Had VAR done it's job, the red would have been overturned, and I don't even think Slattery would have got booked, and the incident would have passed with virtually no further comment. As it is, Saints were reduced to ten men for 30 mins, during which they lost two further goals. Motherwell benefitted from this cheating, like it or not, and the player has now been punished for his role in that and made an example of. Players dive and simulate every week, in EVERY team, yes, but the tech is supposed to be there to help eliminate penalties or red cards being given after simulation. In 2026 a player in the Premiership should not be getting sent off as a result of a player blatantly simulating violent conduct. Motherwell expecting "consistency going forward" are going to be disappointed because the chances of all of the events that happened here taking place again are incredibly slim. Slattery has paid the price for the VAR failure here, but end of the day, he's cheated, and he knew full well what he was doing. Keep seeing folk crying about a 4 game ban. It's a two game ban, same as Richard King would have got for his supposed "violent conduct". It only becomes 4 if he does it again, and although in this particular individuals case you can never rule that out (he had already feigned violent conduct against St.Mirren this season at Fir Park) the chances of him doing it again, and getting a fellow pro sent off again, are negible for the reasons I've already given.

@ThatBoiRico A leg breaking tackle could have been accidental. Feigning injury to get a fellow professional sent off can’t be accidental. Disappointing that neither the club or fans will call out Slattery for cheating, instead angry at the punishment for cheating.

Absolute farce 😂! A four game ban for something weeks later after a ref and full VAR crew looked at on the day and issued a red card for. A four game ban is heftier than a leg breaking tackle.