Martyn Grenfell

THE ROOKS ARE BACK 🙌

“I thought it was excellent. I thought it was one of the best games we’ve played this season” 😍 Craig’s thoughts post an emphatic win at The Pan 👊 #COYR🔴⚫️

GET IN!!! 🔥 A second half Marcus Sablier brace seals the 3 points for us 😍 An amazing support and a fabulous win!! Back to Back to Back 👊 #COYR🔴⚫

GET INNNN 🔥😍 ⚽️⚽️ x Danny Bassett ⚽️ x Ollie Starkey 3 second half goals seal the 3 points. 👊 Back to back wins!! #COYR🔴⚫️

"Tasting menu" is a brilliant rebranding of "You eat what we tell you to." I don't remember it ever being called that at school. "What's for lunch?" "Oh, it's the tasting menu."

LET'S GO! 🔥 The Rooks battle hard and take all three points with a massive 1-0 victory! 💪 ⚽Clean sheet ⚽Danny Bassett goal ⚽Win at The Pan! 😍 #COYR🔴⚫️

Defeat in Essex. Thank you for all the travelling support. 🙌 #COYR🔴⚫️

I only took one photo at #AVLTOT. It's a crap photo, sums things up right now. #LevyOut still not sure on #AngeOut

@andyhelson @SoVeryBritish To expand on the no indicating at roundabouts point, don't forget those who do indicate BUT continue to indicate right as they exit, meaning you wait 3 seconds longer than you had to 🤣

@SoVeryBritish People who don’t indicate at roundabouts. People who stop at the top of escalators. People who only look for their card once their shopping has been rung through. People who order Guinness last. Middle lane hoggers. Grumpy old men like me 😊

People who need to go: -People who leave the bread bag open -People who put crumbs in the butter -People who put wet spoons in the sugar -People who balance a new toilet roll on top of the empty toilet roll -People who put the toilet roll on backwards -People who think the final destination of dirty plates is just “in the sink” Who else?

Every match. Start match. Look off the pace. Concede early. Look way off the pace. Hold on for a bit. Half time. Start second a bit more ‘up for it’ Concede on break. Game finishes. Son does ‘we’re sorry interview’ Ange does a rude, sullen ‘it’s the injuries’ interview. Repeat

Saturday with @LewesFCMen, Sunday with @SpursOfficial, first one was disappointing, second one is, well, Spurs.

Word from Pilot Field is the pitch has passed inspection and the game is ON #COYR 🔴⚫️

Very much this. Even with the injury excuse, that team out today should be beating Leicester of course using the 'on paper' paradigm.

@merctial 15th actually 😁

Spurs fell for Ange’s “I always win a trophy in my 2nd year” gimmick and they’re down in 16th place

FREE Football For All. Whitehawk v Lewes: Take Two We are inviting everyone and their dogs to the McLaren Enclosed Ground, Tuesday 21st January to watch Whitehawk v @LewesFCMen for FREE! We will have a collection on the gate for @alzheimerssoc @IsthmianLeague #COYH

@LewesSupporters Was bloody annoying. 2nd half was our turn under cover as well 😁

Well done to all those who braved it. One year, referees might take a peek at the forecast and decide it's not worth wasting everyone's time. Not this year, obviously...

I was there. Still not dried out.

Happy New Year! 💫 Starting off the Year with a Sussex Derby. 👊 Safe travels to everyone who's making the trip! #COYR🟢⚫️

@TGGonYT Love your content and enjoyed the stream - I felt the same anticipation as your community! Love from the UK.

Final comment regarding the 27 situation. We had over 140k viewers on stream today & most of it was fantastic, thank you. However, there has been some serious tension in the community. Harassment has been a hot topic over the last week. I have heard rumors of businesses & devs being harassed, if anyone has partaken in that, I do not condone your actions. As for myself, I have received 100s (maybe 1000s) of hate comments calling me almost every name in the book, all because of a few hopium livestreams. I’ve also received actual threats. I’m a big boy, I can handle it, but no one is immune from it. YouTubers are an easy target & an easy punching bag, I get it. But you are a hypocrite if you choose to harass creators while also denouncing harassment. At the end of the day, I’m just a fan and I am really excited for this damn game. As for now, we wait to see what 2025 has in store, hopefully it’s big. I’ll see you there for some more hopium