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@elonmusk Because it's a non story. Arrest him if hes done something wrong....

Hear, hear!!

@wizkhalifa Couldn't agree more!

Pull out the weed and everyone becomes friends.

@CannabisTU The Big Lebowski

@pulte @tim_cook @elonmusk Like this tweet if you'll keep living your best life without giving a fuck about people playing for internet points and being chummy with El*n

@randvmbone @SolsberyDavid @Charadeadeux @lexfridman Okay so two things. Apple HAS to buy ads on twitter now? and two, how is Apple being political? you dont know their motives, you're just assuming them. Apple won't miss people like you so ✌🏼

@WmRyland I hope you’re not taking about me

I’ve decided to wait until Elon’s twitter boondoggle goes objectively, undeniably sideways before roasting my irl friend who is a Musk acolyte. Or maybe I should propose some wagers…

Fuck the Supreme Court.

@Andrew_DeAngelo @elonmusk Why not?

Does the cannabis community trust billionaire @elonmusk here on Twitter???

Did I miss a day?

@SnoopDogg @TheSandboxGame Sick!1

Step into my world yall.. Snoop Avatars comin!! Stay tuned. @TheSandboxGame

@SnoopDogg @NBCSports @pepsi @NFL @RocNation LETS GOOOOO!

Super Bowl LVI…let’s goooo. Can’t wait to share the #PepsiHalftime Show stage with Dre and the gang. Check out the trailer and let’s get it LA 👊🏿 @NBCSports @Pepsi @NFL @RocNation #ad bit.ly/PTCSBLVI

Don this is Don, Im calling for Don.

How my fam doing? (Not the docking station)

Smoke it if ya got it.

👋🏼

What’s up @elonmusk

Happy new year!

Weed y’all. Weed.

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