comrade ella🧚🏻‍♀️

just remembered one of the most insane dream notes i ever wrote lmfao

idk about that

Thanks for following. Are you evil?

@villeinalia yeah come visit homie

my éclairs bathed in the midday sun from the skylight

@hell_doe I LOVE HIM!!!

this guy is saving my life

@getty_a96716 @JulianKJarboe important to note that none of the substances Julian mentioned are in this study

@JulianKJarboe The study concedes that too! pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40816342/

food "purity" (mass cultural orthorexia) pet peeve: tapioca starch, locust bean gum, xanthan gum, and guar gum are all literally "dried plant powders with thickening properties much better than corn startch", thats it, not scary and not bad for you

@JulianKJarboe @_lizharvey I must interfere with your justified pedantry by being even more pedantic: xanthan gum is not derived from plants, it is fermented by bacteria, which I feel makes it even cooler

@mrsmeowkins you have bested me🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

@marzipanlord 130 but I was at 500 in December and then cleared it out to under 100

how many browser tabs do u have open rn

bicuriously through You

nobody is on my level

ok I will come clean: just shy of 300

@rlybly weemo alert

Ferrets on the metro

@reubgold 🫡🤝🤝🤝

@marzipanlord Yup

it's Sunday. Are you listening to the Sundays???? I am

@barnaclebucket @gunkshake I don't need to know the sexual habits of my vassals

@barnaclebucket @gunkshake excuse me?

Why aren't the subway cops pushing the trains to make them go faster. They should be shoveling coal into the engine and they should have soot on their hands and cheeks

Every day spent in the forest is a blessing