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@UTDTrey Three to go Houdini.😂

OLD TRAFFORD WE ARE BACK!!! MANCHESTER UNITED 5-0 LIVERPOOL

@Resurected22 @UTDKara Are they going to win ligue 1 with their current manager,dickhead?

@UTDKara Marseille were never going to win the league with De Zerbi. He was backed but couldn’t compete and eventually fell out with the owners. Just an average manager. Hopefully Tottenham stays up so you’ll understand he’s not all that.

What’s happening to Olympique de Marseille right now should be a lesson to owners never create problems where there were none.

@Varticoo Fucking Disgrace.

Tell him to watch a replay of Chelsea vs Barcelona in 2009 so that he can understand what robbery looks like.

@ItsChanzu Why my I reading this in a Luhya accent?🤣🤣

"Sasa mimi ata ni tweet niliona kwa mtandao"

In that year, he won it over treble-winning, World Cup finalist Wesley Sneijder. Fast forward to 2023, the World Cup suddenly became so important that it handed him the Ballon d’Or over treble-winning Erling Haaland. This Messi guy, mehnnn.. 😂

KRA is not playing with MPs. In 2022, each MP was given 7.5M to buy a car. - Use it for work and, - After the term, keep it or sell it. In 2023, KRA caught wind of it. And quickly fired a tax demand to Parliament of Ksh 1B. KRA argued: - Car grants are gains from employment - If MPs were not in office, they wouldn’t get them - Ordinary citizens do not get car grants - If MPs can keep or sell the cars at will, that is a direct gain - It must be taxed under PAYE. Parliament pushed back that: - Car grants are reimbursements for work transport. - MPs are not employees - So this is not taxable income When KRA persisted, the parliament ran to court. - The tribunal agreed with KRA arguments and demand 100%. Parliament saw danger. In December 2024, MPs enacted the tax law amendment bill. They quickly changed the income tax law to read. - MPs car grants are not taxable - Even if the MP owns the asset And they backdated it to apply from 2022. KRA still wanted their money. Parliament ran to high court. Arguing, - How can KRA tax something we have already declared non taxable retrospectively? In 2026, High court sided with KRA demand of 1B. Now the matter heads to the Court of Appeal. What do you think: - Are MPs employees? - Should their car grants be taxed?

@EricNjiiru But positive results are not always guaranteed.Did it work for Qatar in 2022?

Sportswashing- Sportwashing achieves—or is intended to secure—a major political win for governments while simultaneously insulating them against political criticism on the grounds that “sports and politics don’t mix.”

When will Africans finally outgrow this embarrassing and childish tourist syndrome? An African flies to a European country, sees a shiny building or a fancy train, whips out their phone, and immediately runs to social media to cry, "When will our country have this?!" SPOILER ALERT : those train rides are not free. They are directly subsidized by the missing wealth and uncollected taxes of the developing world. Truth is that, while the rest of Europe was tripping over themselves to aggressively extract African resources by sending gunboats, missionaries, and colonial administrators to do their dirty work, Luxembourg was playing 3D chess. They did not need to get their hands bloody or dirty. Instead, they quietly positioned themselves as the ultimate offshore tollbooth for the wealth being plundered from the Global South. Here is how their white-collar criminal network operates: A massive multinational conglomerate digs up copper in Zambia, pumps crude in Nigeria, or mines cobalt in the DRC Congo. By any standard of fairness, the immense wealth generated from those resources should be taxed locally to build the exact same roads, schools, and train networks we keep drooling over. But the global financial system is rigged. Instead of paying their fair share, that corporation sets up a shell company and often literally just a dusty P.O. Box in Luxembourg. And then through the dark arts of corporate accounting known as "profit shifting" and "transfer pricing," the company manipulates its books. The African subsidiary, the one doing the actual extraction, magically records zero profit. Meanwhile, the Luxembourg P.O. Box records billions. Africa gets the environmental degradation, the exploited labor, and a depleted national treasury. Luxembourg gets the capital. Now, Luxembourg taxes these phantom P.O. boxes just enough to make it look legitimate, pulling in about 5% of their GDP. But that’s just the cover charge. When you factor in the massive ecosystem built to service this racket,the armies of corporate lawyers, wealth managers, auditors, and bankers designing these tax-dodging schemes, it accounts for a staggering 30% of Luxembourg’s entire GDP. Put the math together, and you realize that nearly 40% of their national wealth is a monument to laundered money. It is the most flawlessly executed heist in modern history. They managed to siphon the wealth of a continent without firing a single bullet or toppling a single regime.

@weehmzeee Ni genje sana nigga unaweza uliza Julius

Hii uber haina ata tint watu wananiangalia nikama niko kwa aquarium

@FabrizioRomano Amorin's student just graduated.

🚨 Igor Tudor: “The boat is going in the direction I need it to go. Who is in the boat can stay, the others can leave the boat”. “It sounds strange but I believe more after this game than I did before. I saw something”.

@wambuijoan2024 The people of that area will certainly vote for him on the critea that alisimama na sisi wakati wa msiba.Only purposeful civic education can liberate the illiterate electorate.

What's the point of buying Johanna Ngeno's widow a vehicle? What am I not getting here? She has a vehicle and I'm sure not one. Kama kawaida yetu macho tu!

@AkumuFiona @dimvji When the moving man is on the negative side of probability the mantra becomes today was my unlucky day.

@dimvji love it. movement creates surface area. surface area improves probability. probability looks like luck.

'a moving man will surely meet his luck’ has to be the realest quote i’ve ever heard

@tahyvr_ Modric just did it.🤷‍♂️

no player in football today can break into this team

@IAMRAPCHA The views he gets are from genuine love by people for his art not his individual opinions.Stop hating on someone half your age for maneuvering to get the bag,hata Sayans inaona hii yako ni wivu mzee.

He was operating at 10m views per video on YouTube, he's now at 600k He's going to regret that 20k he got at state house to betray his fellow young people When we said he was making a mistake people started ohh ohh bla bla

When I was growing up, I landed in the hands of this extremely quiet but shrewd biology teacher. Mr. Kung’u. He was also a pastor. He would give us assignments, to determine the genes of a child, then walk around marking. When he reached my desk, he would pause… look at me… and say: - Washiira, patience pays. At that time, I did not fully understand him. Later in life, I saw it in real practice while doing estate tax planning for my clients. When you inherit any property from your father, He pays zero Capital Gains Tax. Why? - He did not sell to you. - He is rewarded for not being ngati & passing the wealth to the next generation. But here is the real question: What happens when you later sell that exact inheritance? Do you pay tax? The answer is always YES. But how? Let us move slowly from here. - Capital Gains Tax (CGT) is 15% of the profit you make after selling property. - Profit = Selling price minus Cost. Example: - Bought land at 1M. - Sold at 5M. - Gain = 4M. - Tax = 15% of 4M = 600K. Simple. Now come to inheritance. - You did not pay your father. - You inherited at zero cost. So when you sell at 5M. Do you calculate: - (5M – 0) × 15% = 750,000? Unfortunately, That is what KRA has been charging many unsuspecting Kenyans. For such a loong time. But the law provides only 2 solutions here. 1️⃣ If you sell within 5 years of inheriting, The cost becomes what your father originally paid. 30 or 40 years ago. KRA says, kijana, you have zero patience. So, you pay higher taxes. Since the property cost less then. 2️⃣ If you sell after 5 years, The cost resets to the market value at the time of inheritance. KRA says you are patient. So, you pay lower taxes. Because of the higher base cost. Same property. Different timing. Different tax bill. So before you rush to sell, Run the numbers. Because as Mr. Kung’u used to say, Patience… pays. Even more in tax.

@Mambet_001 Peleka akili yako,iliyoathirika na ukoloni,ulaya.

Nobody talks about how pathetic Kiswahili sanifu is especially if the person speaking is not from coast.

@enoch_morrison8 @OfficialGMFC @TeyaKevin @TeyaKev

@enoch_morrison8 @OfficialGMFC 13th Man of the Match?Somebody verify this. @TeyaKevin

Amazing performance from the team to keep the gap at the top, taking home my 13th man of the match this season Alhamdulilah🙏🔥 @OfficialGMFC 💚

@ApanTambua47 @ItsGregy_ Also to gain access to urban development financing inorder to have a larger portfolio to loot from.

@ItsGregy_ They are coming for the land rates in municipal land, also taxes for businesses will be increased to city standards, the taxman is here, looking at our small town and saying, these folk are doing good let them pay more!

Senate has welcomed a request for Thika to be a city... What's all this obsession of making small towns Cities? Thika pekee ikifika saa moja duka zote zimefungwa how can it be a city? Estates zote ni vumbi tupu. Work on the infrastructures first then make them cities Jameni.

@gidikariuki The irony of a black man being surprised when fellow black men have a break through in a league is what is astonishing.

The amount of black footballers in Ligue 1 is astonishing 🤣🤣