Feathers McGraw

@Nigel_Farage MPs have been in the chamber today discussing the pending oil crisis and national defence. You’ve been pissing about in Suffolk (not Clacton) and certainly not at “the office”…

Quiet day at the office.

@Matt_Pinner Starmer is a better man, politician and PM than Johnson and is more patriotic!

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

Great Britain

@sevenbarrows The brightest stars burn the fastest. 💛

We have very sadly lost the battle to overcome Sir Gino’s ailment and he has had to be put to sleep at the veterinary hospital this morning. He has been fighting from severe deep-seated infections that he had overcome last year prior to his brilliant return in the Christmas Hurdle but this time it had spread too far although his fractured pelvis was healing well. He was not only brilliant but one of the nicest kindest horses you could ever wish to see and this leaves an awful hole in Seven Barrows this morning and a very sad day for Joe & Marie Donnelly. They have had some wonderful horses over the years and they both care so much for them so losing such a young star with his life in front of him is particularly cruel. Sir Gino was unbeaten in all his 7 starts including 3 Grade 1’s over hurdles and an amazing display in a Grade 2 Chase on his one and only start over fences. We would have to say that he was just at least as good as any of all the amazing horses we have been lucky enough to have trained. Unforgettable in every way.

@PolitlcsUK They made Lammy too intelligent. 0/10 effort

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer’s calls with Donald Trump are mocked in the launch of Saturday Night Live UK #SNLUK

@Sargon_of_Akkad @NickDixon is better at Starmer. Late Lotus Live?

I've heard that this is a masterclass in political comedy.

@benonwine SLOP

Rumours Jeremy Clarkson could run for MP for Restore. Say what you want about him — but Clarkson’s Farm has done more to highlight the struggles of British farmers than most politicians ever have. Maybe that’s exactly the kind of voice Parliament’s missing! Would YOU Back him?

@NickDixon SNL but it’s just an AI Bernard Manning?

Woke comedy has always had this sinister tweeness. Bright colours and children’s TV aesthetics. Yet the content is invariably a combination of grimly scolding propaganda and naked hatred.

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

@cjsnowdon You have a substack? Who the fuck do you think reads it? The term “very online” refers to normal people that own phones and laptops and have access to the internet.

This is why Restore will only ever be a party of the very online right.

@abracing0 Same as Chaldean then, let’s just hope he makes it out of the stalls rider intact

Gewan will head to the Greenham before running in the Guineas

@RacingPost Good idea. Seem to remember William Haggas sending out a Royal winner for the Belmont Gold Cup in the past.

🤝🇺🇸 The new partnership offers the winner of Chester's Ormonde Stakes guaranteed entry and travel incentives for the Grade 2 Belmont Gold Cup, worth $250,000, with the same agreement in place for the Huxley Stakes and the $1 million Grade 1 Manhattan Stakes

@powcampsurvivor Really powerful and emotive, thank you for sharing

type of shit adult men watch full blast on the train

@ThatGarthGuy It’s because we live in a two party system, which has been broken. The media has yet to keep up with this reality.

Honestly, this is what question time SHOULD be like. 1 from each of the major 5 parties on the panel every time. If they do want a journalist or expert, they should pull up a 6th chair instead, or do a rotation so every party gets to be in the show 4 weeks out of 5

@BasedNorthmathr Light mayo is peak WOKE

Today I’m enjoying a peaceful picnic in Sadiq Khan’s London. Don’t show this to the far right!

@SkyNews What if he were a young Ukrainian rent boy?

"If he were in my team, he'd be gone." Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer says Kemi Badenoch should sack shadow justice secretary Nick Timothy over his social media comments about Muslims praying in public places. trib.al/BcAvZ7E 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233

@JackHadders Any evidence for this? Didn’t think so. Slop

Mass migration caused this. Open the door to the world, and disease, poverty and strife will abound!

@Haryan_Glaeddyv No idea why you try so hard. If you tweeted similar 8 years ago, Farage Tice etc would throw you under the fastest moving bus possible.

Holy Kino

@AbdiDuale_ Why do you think they’re running?

Don't show the "London isn't safe" pound shop MAGA supporters.

@SuellaBraverman Would have been nice if you were in a position to resolve this… twice…

You don’t need to bring your husband and three children to do a degree in Media Studies. Universities need to stop selling immigration instead of education.