Mat Walker

@ChristophPhoto Can’t wait to get the book 🙂

4 more faves from 2023. Not had lots of time out with my camera, been busy bringing together my book this year. Have a peaceful festive break, wherever you are. 🌟

@LB70015067 @sophielouisecc You don’t get 250000 attending individual football matches so as a percentage of arrests it works out about the same

@sophielouisecc I see alot of comments refering to football season arrests, each football match should be treated as a individual event, so that means the stats of arrests is over a few hundred events (matches) accross the year, meaning theres 10-20 arrests per each football event im comparison

There is a crunch meeting on Notting-hill carnival tonight - Research established that there have been 5,319 arrests made over the past 20 years at the carnival – with this year's total of 308 up by 47 per cent on the 209 at last year's event Let’s hope they cancel it.

@AskeBay Did you know there's a bug in the List an Item page? When you try and change the delivery options it just resets itself to blank and stops you from listing. Only happens in Safari on the Mac

@fesshole Dick move

Sometimes when I think a charity shop has over priced something, I take the the tag off and throw it on the floor, then take it to the till and say how much is it? 95% they mark it down for cheaper than it was. Feel like I'm stealing from the charity but cost of living is real.

@SayersBHAFC Gold with anything looks classy. Want 🤌🏻

𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒏. ⭐️ #BHAFC

@yezzer Might well do in the future but I have a rule of never buying first gen Apple gear. Wait till version 2 or 3, when they've sorted out all the inevitable hardware and software niggles

@SneakerDealsGB Code doesn't seem to do anything?

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@Barbara77343552 @brightonargus So are cars, buses, lorries, vans, motorbikes, unicycles and rollerskates

@brightonargus They’re bloody dangerous!

Paramedics were called to the scene theargus.co.uk/news/23526384.…

@fesshole Totally misread lock for lick there. Made the Tweet sound a lot darker

When I was young my mom used to take me to the neighborhood McDonald's all the time, and every time, I would go into the men's bathroom and lock all the stalls from the inside. Sorry to all the poor fellas who needed to take a shit but couldn't because I was being a little shit.

@arusha_e Yeah, it does the job. I've had it for years and probably only used the ethernet cable once! There's a bunch of them on Amazon and they're all much the same

@arusha_e Digging out all the vintage Apple connectors! I've got an all in one USB-C dongle off Amazon which connects up to a bunch of things including ethernet

@yezzer It sounds exactly the same as every other Drake song, so in that sense, they've hit the nail on the head. The head in this case is pretty big though.

@BrightonHoveCC Whats the point in having a hotline which is only open 7.30-15.30 Mon-Fri?

We're removing graffiti from street furniture on North Street this week as part of our targeted action zones programme. If you see someone tagging, report it through our environmental enforcement hotline on 01273 295063. Find out more here 👉 ow.ly/aJx650NJgGU

@andybudd @harrybr YES! At least someone got the joke (although it does age you! 😉)

@mat_walker @harrybr Did it involve a cabbage?

@jasonmesut @ixdconf Ooooh, didn't know you were doing a book. Looks really interesting, nice one

Sending an alpha version of my book for review this morning after sharing some physical copies to some special folk in Zurich @ixdconf last week. Scared and excited!

@fesshole One question. Why?

I refuse to follow people I know on Instagram. I'll search and scour for random accounts that look like them instead. It may take weeks or months to find someone similar, and I'll replace those strangers if by chance I find someone that looks closer still to the original.

And they're live! Final batch of @UXCampBrighton session-host tickets are on sale 🎉 If you're new to the conference, it's a wonderful, friendly, community-led, not-for-profit, fun-filled, informative event and this year we are 10! 🎂 uxcampbrighton.org/tickets #AllTheHashtags

@brightonargus "Uninformed man writes something uninformed on Facebook shocker"

He fears the trees could be "uprooted" in high winds, causing damage to buildings or even people theargus.co.uk/news/23346021.…

@fesshole Wait a minute. You were having sex with your dog?

Got caught cheating only because the dog was growling at me all evening after the wife came home from visiting family. Figured it out pretty quickly. Biggest resentment is the fact I saved that little fucker from a shelter, only for him to grass me up at the first opportunity.