Mat Haylock

@BigJB96221777 @FCCityofWxm @SouthamptonFC @VancityReynolds @RMcElhenney They're not in the Championship.

@FCCityofWxm @SouthamptonFC @VancityReynolds @RMcElhenney Wrexham with one statement have just managed to make Southampton the second most disliked team in the championship

🚨CLUB STATEMENT 🚨 FAO @SouthamptonFC !

@DoctorLemma This has freaked me out a bit! Here's some pics of my dog Nikita...

If you visit a small town called Villa Carlos Paz in central Argentina, just outside the entrance to the municipal cemetery, you’ll see a life-size bronze statue of a German Shepherd lying down with his head on his paws. The dog’s ashes are buried in the base of the statue. The story behind it is one of the strangest things ever documented about how an animal can know. In 2005, a man named Miguel Guzmán brought home a puppy as a surprise gift for his 13-year-old son Damián. They named him Capitán. The dog was Damián’s. He followed the boy to school, slept in his room, waited by the door when he was out. 🧵

@RuinedRover @TransferCentre9 An even ‘mainer’ part, Wimbledon haven’t been relegated. Pure AI slop.

@TransferCentre9 If you’re going to post “rumours”, at least get the main parts right. 50k and he’d have the whole of league 1 and 2 putting bids in

AFC Wimbledon are set to offer Bristol Rovers around £50k for midfielder Isaac Hutchinson. The former Derby man has been in scintillating form for Cheltenham Town but the Wombles are building for an immediate return to League One. #brfc #afcw

@Maskofthedemon1 @TransferCentre9 It’s a sloppy made up AI article, clue is that Wimbledon aren’t planning for ‘an immediate return to League One’ as we haven’t left! 😂

@TransferCentre9 Struggling to understand why Rovers think they should command a big fee because of his form on loan at another club.The clubs ‘fans’ abuse him and his family and then try and take it all back then say they should get at least almost mid range six figures. Very strange personally

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor And why do you insist on name calling? Does it make you feel big and strong? It really does say a lot about you that you can’t have a reasoned discussion without getting aggressive. The term we use in the UK is ‘thick as pig shit’. 😘

@mathaylock @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor The Strait isn’t open because we haven’t fully won, YET. Killed Hitler and the High Command, their nukes and missiles, castrated them as sponsors of terror and will soon free 92 million Iranians from Islamist rule. And, you’re whining like the bitch you are. Enjoy it.

Just to emphasize how bad of a hole the Trump Administration is in right now, gas prices this morning literally plummeted so far we had to fix the Y axis of this chart.

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor Let’s take it point by point. Killed their high command. Yep. Killed their nukes NOPE. Killed their missiles NOPE. As for the Iranians, Trump told them to rise up and he would have their backs, so over the next week they did and 20,000 of them were murdered. You’re in a cult.

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor So you STILL won’t answer the question? It’s almost like you can’t admit you’re wrong, can’t imagine where you got that trait (or is it ‘traight’?) from… Have a great evening. 😂

@mathaylock @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor The spell check is brilliant. We’re winning. Enjoy it. We just sunk an Iranian tanker. They’re impotent. Stop being a loser.

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor And y the way it’s ‘strait’, not ‘straight’. 👊🏼

@mathaylock @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor The Straight being closed doesn’t mean they’re winning, you fucking retard.

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor Any danger of you answering the question I asked, rather than the one in your head? 😀

@mathaylock @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor We have their ports blockaded. Their money is worthless. Strangling them.

@kevindiescher @CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor If they can't do anything why is the Strait Of Hormuz still closed?

@CrankyLa_Russa @davidshor Yep. And they still can’t do anything except lose $500 million a day and their oil.

@Creslin321 @realJZervos @jonkarl and don't forget they get to carry on enriching uranium. Art of the deal...

@realJZervos @jonkarl Obama: Iran gets their own sanctioned money in exchange for allowing the IAEA to ensure they aren't developing a nuclear weapon. No war. Trump: Yuge war, massive expense. Iran now gets a permanent income from tolling the strait, regime still in place.

This morning, I asked President Trump if he’s okay with the Iranians charging a toll for all ships that go through the Strait of Hormuz, he told me there may be a Joint US-Iran venture to charge tolls: “We’re thinking of doing it as a joint venture. It’s a way of securing it — also securing it from lots of other people.” “It’s a beautiful thing”

@NotFarLeftAtAll Overtaking fresh air.

Had one of these on the M3 yesterday 🤬🤬

@TeachesPrimary I think that’s the one he ends up saving with his face 😀

@OWS1892 'Why are you crying son? The Dow is over FIFTY THOUSAND'

"It's hard son, but have you seen the new Whitehouse ballroom?"

@MarcusBrowne14 🔥🔥🔥💙💛

Big performance from the lads🤩 3 points to go with it! 🔥 another game another goal 🙏🏼 ⚽️ 🥅 🔫😮‍💨.

@POP9938 @AFCWimbledon Sorry what was that you were you saying?

@AFCWimbledon Tinpot nothing club no wonder you got dragged out of London

Goal for Barnsley. 2-0. #AFCW 🟢⚫️

Who's cutting onions?

@9yrspodcast Would that be Neil Cox scoring in his own net against us?

Society absolutely peaked in the mid-90s. Football was fun (and all these were 3pm Saturday); music was unrivalled. Lovely stuff.

@AFCWAcademy Love it 😍

Big 4-1 Win over MK for the U18s! #afcw #homegrownandhungry