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Katılım Şubat 2011
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@RaptorsShaq @ChadowskiIsBack Shhh it's 3am you're not your nice Can-nook self without a good night sleep. Shh, you'll feel better in the morning, big guy, I know big orange man got you upset, Shhh it's okay just close your eyes and calculate the odds of the Leafs winning the cup this year. Shhh.
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Thomas Chadowski
Thomas Chadowski@ChadowskiIsBack·
Canada has never been a friend of the United States; there is a very false narrative peddled by delusional liberals that because we are colonial cousins & geographic neighbors, we are "friends" with Canada. Our militaries have historically had a mutual respect for one another, but Canada has always been an economic & cultural rival to the United States. You see it everything they do; they actively take delight in being "not the United States". Trump's administrations rightfully recognizing that Canada is not a friend was possibly one of the most America First moves by a president in decades. In other words; it's time to take control the 51st state and end the charade.
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captive dreamer@captive_dreamer

Canadians: “the scale of the problem is too large for us to deal with also we are a totally sovereign nation please don’t annex us 😂”

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@RaptorsShaq @ChadowskiIsBack It's 3am, put down your crack pipe and go to bed. My country is your country 'bud. There's a reason no one likes Toron'o.
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Stevie@RaptorsShaq·
@mathelm @ChadowskiIsBack The US hasn't completed a successful military operation in my lifetime and now your country is filled with chud losers who daydream about attacking their neighbors, bring it the fuck on lmfao
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@ChadowskiIsBack The US Airforce does security patrols over Western Canada because Canada's Air Force is currently under maintenance. Tis a big open secret Canada doesn't like talking about.
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@RaptorsShaq @ChadowskiIsBack Sigh ... no. If the US wanted to it could take down Canada in an afternoon. The Lions Gate Bridge controls the Port of Vancouver. Couple key strategic targets on the St. Laurence River would disable QuebecCity/Montreal Ports. France hates Quebecers more than any Canadian.
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Stevie@RaptorsShaq·
The immediate fallout of a military operation against Canada: - Trade with Can/Mex/China paused, effectively tanking the US economy within days - Article 5, including French Nuclear subs docking in Canadian waters - Economic isolation from G7 nations including sanctions, asset freezing, and removal from SWIFT It's basically a speed run to the end of America, Trump would be removed from power within 24 hours in an attempt to minimize the fallout
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sr. diego lima
sr. diego lima@SrDiegoLima·
essa é a melhor maneira de nunca mais repetir um vestido em casamentos
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@DaveWThinker Barb (she has a name like Barb ... Teressa ... whatever) sounds like an absolutely amazing friend.
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alexrmead@alexrmead·
@TheICHpodcast This is stupid, you can’t “just move to the ‘Gulf’” and make bank. Stupid take, from silly ppl….
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The Iced Coffee Hour
The Iced Coffee Hour@TheICHpodcast·
Mike Rowe knew an underwater welder who increased their income from $70,000/year to $320,000/year tax free by moving to the Gulf of Oman Mike’s Friend: "I was making maybe $70,000 a year. So, I knew a guy who got me into an underwater welding program. And as it turns out, I was pretty good at it. And so I did that for a year and was making about $130,000. And then, something opened up overseas Gulf of Oman, pipeline underwater. $320,000 grand tax-free."
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mat@mathelm·
@aelfred_D Ladies and Gentlemen... the President of the United States.
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@TheLastRefuge2 Stable economic nations (next host 2026 Morocco, Spain, Portugal; 2034 Saudi in June/July) ... well ... good luck.
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TheLastRefuge@TheLastRefuge2·
The financial side of this reminds me of the 1984 LA Olympics. Only this time it's 2026 FIFA. Prior to the '84 Olympics no country wanted to host the games because it was a financial drain. The U.S. commercialized the Olympics and made $$$. Immediately the world wanted to host the next one. U.S. capitalism won the economic contest. The 2026 FIFA World Cup has been brilliantly executed by FIFA and the USA soccer team, delivering a similar $$$ outcome. Again, the free market capitalistic roadmap is created in the USA. The rest of the world will struggle to pull it off again, just like they did after the '84 Olympics. The next few FIFA World Cups need to be in STABLE ECONOMIC nations where capitalism and free markets can drive the games, and nation subsidies are not needed. This is the 2026 part that surprised the FIFA tournament organizers. No govt subsidies were needed for games in the USA. Hence, FIFA made a ton of extra $$$.
Face The Nation@FaceTheNation

Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan said the bank estimates the FIFA World Cup has generated about $20 billion in economic activity in the U.S. Moynihan also said he is “absolutely not” surprised by the turnout or spending despite high ticket prices. “It's having this on-the-ground economic impact, and that spending is going into…bars and restaurants and things like that, not necessarily only the people in the stadium,” Moynihan said.

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@themoviedadsc Is it my kid? No? Then I guess I dont need to go.
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Sean Cranston@themoviedadsc·
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Wives on a Sunday during a major global sporting event: There's a kids birthday party we need to go that's during the game
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@BrilliantMaps Push Cascadia right, add Coastl assholes, and youd be fairly good.
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Chris Fagan
Chris Fagan@CFagan1987·
@TheIntelFrog NCIS? What crime was committed? The turd on the flight deck of the replica display ship had me laughing 🤣
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TheIntelFrog@TheIntelFrog·
There is a 0% chance this Marine hasn't bragged to at least several friends. If you, or someone you know, knows who this Marine is, NCIS would like to talk to you. You could be put in for a CirCom if you provide information leading to the identification and NJP'ing of the 'phantom shitter' plaguing the USS Boxer.
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@i_zzzzzz Thank you for this critical information. TIL.
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Brooks Otterlake
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz·
Coca-Cola Canada losing the licensing rights to Nestea and rebranding their iced tea beverage as Fuze Iced Tea has been psychologically destabilizing for myself and I assume others
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Iliftfordoughnuts@AndriaDont99498·
As a southern gay, this map pleases me. Don't come here. We're full. Tell your immigrant friends too.
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mat@mathelm·
@AGJamesUthmeier Turning over any American to the Brits for any reason, Should turn your stomach. Brits had no problem with the gangs, why are they going after 2 silly people that are dorks on the internet?
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@BrAgLifeEnjoyer Step 1: Be Attractive Step 2: Dont be Unattractive
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@SlayHouseHQ I mean, they're taking precautions.
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@BAPingLoud Parents ran out of toner when making him.
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Hood Action News
Hood Action News@BAPingLoud·
🚨 Tim Walz responds on Fresh and Fit after shocking new texts reveal he called state attorney general Keith Ellison racial slurs, a "useless monkey", and "clueless moon cricket" after he refused to enforce the states double transgender bathroom law
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