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just met a cute girl at the wedding last weekend. like unreal.
face card so crazy i forgot my own name.
generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b.
we're vibing. she's laughing. eye contact locked. i'm farming aura like it's a full-time job.
then crypto comes up.
she goes "yeah i'm in the @solana ecosystem"
my soul did a hard restart
i'm like oh word "what do you do?"
she says "mostly just holding $SOL and scrolling CT"
and that's where a normal man would say "that's fire" and get her number
but unfortunately my brain is cooked
i go:
"ok define 'in the ecosystem'"
"@superteam member?"
"building for @colosseum?"
"@backpack or @solflare?"
"ever been to any @SolanaEvents?"
she starts laughing like i'm joking
bro.
the violinist in the corner started sounding like a system alarm
the vibe died.
DIED.
full emotional rug pull.
i try one last save.
"ok but have you at least done a bounty on @SuperteamEarn?"
she says "what's superteam earn"
WHAT'S SUPERTEAM EARN
i started dissociating. i could hear @toly screaming in the distance.
Toly if you're reading this i'm sorry i couldn't save her.
her friend walks over like "omg are y'all talking crypto"
and i accidentally say
"she said she's in the solana ecosystem but her entire stack is metamask and prayer"
she goes "wait no i went to a crypto event once"
i said "a networking brunch where you took a selfie with a rollup banner is not ecosystem participation. it's a cry for help"
SILENCE. biblical silence.
they walked away. she did not look back.
my friend comes over like "bro she was INTO you what happened"
i said "she called herself a solana ecosystem member and then described holding tokens and praying over charts"
he said "so?"
SO???
i'm supposed to build a future with someone whose defi strategy is 'buy whatever CT shills me'???
heavenly face card. apocalyptic on-chain resume.
zero bounties.
zero hackathons.
zero superteam membership.
could've had her number
but now she now knows i'm from @SuperteamPOL and i take this seriously
and honestly? that's worth more

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