Trash Dick Matthew

Men can lactate too but only if they are pure of heart

THIS SATURDAY IN OKC !! 📍

In America we actually consider it disrespectful to the host if you pull up to a function and don’t get so drunk that u black out

Shawty got my penis swaying back and 4th like a cobra when she play the penis flute

grown ass man having love in his heart

If i deactivate are u gonna tell on me 🙈

im like if a dead horse was alive

having a threesome we’re playing good cock bad cock

“why are you using banned spells” because im lowkey evil dude damn

Geeking of the Benadryl Woke up with 85 coins stuffed between my toes

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

Dostoevsky was right, my worst sin is, in fact, destroying and betraying myself for nothing.

Acting rambunctious off that tuna pepper crudo

In Houston it is considered very rude to refuse a cigarette. there’s an ancient concept — yān zhōng xiá (烟中侠) — “the hero within the smoke.” It comes from Texas poetry about finding your truest self by drawing breath through fire. There’s really no English equivalent.

#fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

Boys only ketamine party no girls allowed girls stay sober boys only k hole boys only k hole partyy

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

@contextinspectr Thats whatsup 🧛🥂

trying to trick myself by drinking an NA beer and if it doesn’t work i’m #bashing #my #head in with a #brick. #typeshit

Chapt gpt how to stop turning into the creature

the cocaine i did was good for me actually

All i know is stomping feet and tugging rope