Lord Mattacus Visage 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

Some pervert flashed me his penis and it was flaccid. I was so offended! Doesn't he think I'm pretty? That thing should be erect!

Tommy Salami Porn Star🤣🤣🤣

I do this with the clocking in machine at work "did i clock in? *HEY MACARENA* yeah i did"

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

The duality of men

Return your unwanted Reform UK flyers to this address and it costs them £2.50 a pop. Pop this address on an envelope with the flyer in, and pop it in a post box! The more we return, the less they will send!

Who’s in the wrong here?

I'm a vicar in a small rural village. I could never say this to my flock because of the outcry, but Reform are blatantly opposed to genuine Christian values and it's clear that anyone considering voting for them has not been listening to a single word I say each week

this French and Saunders sketch is my favorite piece of contemporary opera

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