Yeet it, and Forgeet it

@D1C0MM This is the face I make every morning when I open Twitter and see the next terrible thing that has happened

The U.S. grid's security and reliability monitor NERC has issued a 🚨Level 3 Alert🚨, its highest level, urging immediate action to protect the grid from data centers. Level 3 Alerts are very rare. It underscores the unprecedented threat posed by data centers.

@Lifeinvestmoney Only fans

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@RelaxedPop @jackrwilkie Dealers hate cash buyers

@jackrwilkie My guess is that they make money on financing. The car is the conduit through which the financing flows.

Sold a car to Carvana today and I have no idea how they stay in business. Inexplicable.

@CollegeFBonX 3 ceiling. 1 floor

How many wins does Purdue get in 2026?

Rude of the Ravens to invite Diego Pavia to their mini-camp instead of their regular-size camp.

The level of pissed off / frustrated a toddler can make you cannot be measured by any human metric

Called my dad to pick me up from this sleepover I didn't like and he said no because you're 35 and that's your wife and kids

@InfiniteValdez @2ProbablyNever @canonlawyered Funny story, one was in a Prius

@2ProbablyNever @mattbo324 @canonlawyered So poor non English speaker in a Prius is gonna be pulling up for $3.12 tip

Unknown number: "Hi, you order a delivery of loose mulch?" "Yep, that's me." "Ok, the driver is about 10 mins away..." "I ordered delivery for Friday. My driveway isn't clear and I haven't prepped anything." "Yeh, maybe that's the due date, but the baby's on its way now man."

@2ProbablyNever @canonlawyered Don't offer free delivery if you're not gonna honor it bro. How is it my responsibility to subsidize a $164.7 billion dollar revenue generating behemoth of a corporation for how they do their "free delivery"

@mattbo324 @canonlawyered Go pick up your own mulch bro

@kalbursamantr Rollercoaster tycoon!

Sim City 2000, bazı insanlar için bugüne kadar yapılmış en iyi oyundur.

@2ProbablyNever @canonlawyered It's a store employee. So whatever they're paying that guy. It's not door dash

@mattbo324 @canonlawyered 🫠ask me how much the delivery driver gets paid when you do this and do not tip

Crapmaxxing in the truckstop stall. Straight up shitmogging these peasant poopers beside me. Absolutely duece-mewing these imbeciles.

One day they are going to study the effects that Costco has had on the American public.

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

“Uh, do you mean Jacqueline”? #GoCougs

A consultant report prepared for Grant County, IN commissioners recommended they "soft-pedal the data center idea in all public documents" to limit public and political opposition and prevent property owners from getting a fair price on their land👀

We're going to have to start holding Blackstone accountable for these crimes like some try to do to gun manufacturers