Matt Doyle

@FA Stopping kids playing football? What on earth does that achieve? An absolutely ludicrous decision. Cannot fathom the thinking behind it.

As a mark of respect to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, English football has united to postpone all football fixtures this weekend.

@ianpauljohnson @TheMasterBucks @premierleague Exactly. Why is no one else pointing this out?

@TheMasterBucks @premierleague The ball didn’t even go forward.

Damn Coutinho was on! Villa should be 2-1 up! This is the worst fucking officiated day in @premierleague history 😱 #AVLMCI

@easyJet can you DM me please as I have a question about hold luggage on a return flight. Thanks.

@petercrouch @GNev2 Crouchy’s PR team tweeting this. He needs to remind them he retired ages ago.

@GNev2 Disappointed today, fans were terrific. #backstronger next week, we go again

I mentioned on here a few weeks ago about players having their accounts run by social media companies. Lads run your own accounts! Your independent thought and authenticity is at stake . It’s your voice , not anyone else’s. Morning by the way . Go and attack the hell out of it ❤️

@charlieashcroft @petercrouch I actually celebrated the millennium in Ealing Yates’s. Why? Was free to get in. @petercrouch might have livened up proceedings.

You need the latest episode of @petercrouch podcast in your life, purely for his story about getting stuck on the bus to Ealing Broadway while trying to celebrate the Millennium in Yates’s

Wow. Started in 2011. That’s some record.

@MoJGovUK @Channel4 @Paddywivell Was the penultimate duckling in witness protection?

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@movanders Damn, thought I was the only one that spotted that. Rewound it multiple times and still couldn’t stop laughing...

Duckling #5 obviously didn’t sign the waiver... 🐥 #prison

@sainsburys Give you the detail over 6 hours ago now and still no response.

@mattdoyle1 Good morning, Matt. I'm terribly sorry for this. Can you DM me via the link below with a photo of the item barcode number, the store name and your full name, address, email and contact number? I'll escalate this to our Executive Office team to investigate further. Adam twitter.com/messages/compo…

@sainsburys DM’d yesterday evening re: issue with something found in food. No response as yet, please review and reply.

@henrywinter I started reffing last year and I’m 43. My course had loads of 14 year olds on it. Not one had any confidence to speak up. Way too young. I couldn’t have done it at that age. Frustration happens when decisions are not understood. I always explain but the young ones mostly don’t.

No wonder some grass-roots refs are giving up...

@Rascal_Clothing sent a direct message a day ago but no response. Just checking it’s been received?

@RuthLoisDev @alexander_durie What, did over 3,000 people die? It’s a building, no lives were lost. Bizarre and disturbing comparison, with a complete loss of perspective.

@alexander_durie Americans are so moved by the loss suffered by Paris. We had 9/11. This must feel the same to the people of France. #NotreDameFire

Currently at #NotreDame. All roads are blocked and people have gathered close to St Michel where a group is singing in choir. Many people still in shock and crying. #NotreDameDeParis #NotreDameFire #Paris

@BabyTVChannel why is everything in German today??!!

@JDSports trainer order now 9 days late and you have no idea where it is. No response on DM for past three days. Where is my order???!!

@JDSports Can’t seem to DM you. Do you need to be following me in order for me to do that?

@JDSports Disgraceful system in store today. Son not allowed to try trainers on, just told they had what we wanted and to join the queue and they’d be at the till. 2 HOURS of queuing and no trainers at till and last pair in size already sold. Absolutely disgusting.

@readinghalf Any chance of extending the time by an hour or so?! Gonna run it at the weekend so will earn the medal, but can’t get there until nearer 3pm...

Runners can still collect medals and goodybags until 2pm today: Come to the Kendrick Suite at the Millennium Hotel. We look forward to seeing you 🥇#ReadingHalf

@PetplanUK Since when has weight loss been a condition, rather than a symptom of something else? How can you reject a claim based on the fact that a previous claim cited weight loss?!! Could be another issue altogether. Ridiculous.

@TonyParsonsUK 'Insert city name here' on flag of country of atrocity. Remove from Facebook next day as you've done your bit. Pointless. Achieves nothing.