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@mattereschke

mom friend

Katılım Ekim 2010
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
I’m just a teenage dirtbag dad baby
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@JakeRunyon Ah poo I tweeted this same thing 20 hours after you. I’m embarrassed
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jaek@JakeRunyon·
Banshees of Inesherin [2022]
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
@brooklynROFL Me and some friends wore those to a LAX bro party we were very not invited to in 2007 and it got my brother a job and a masters from Cornell.
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
I put on deodorant today for the first time in 10 days. So there’s that.
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
Wait so Bad Bunny isn’t the bunny that screams “ILLUMINATION!!!” before The Grinch?
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
Petition for Tony's Chocolonely to do a Tony's Chocolorange
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Don't why she said that or where she learned it. But she's brilliant.
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
My 4 yo at dinner: "It's my way or the highchair!"
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
2022 was the year of the egg McMuffin for me
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
I can't explain it in words but i know exactly what Mr. Grinch smells like
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chase atm@chasehilton22·
I never thought I’d say this but I’m actually quite excited for Avatar colon the Way of Water ! ! !
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
If I’d created The White Lotus I’d have called it The Reschke Lotus
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
@TrentMano Heyo! That’s me. Started following you a while back and never announced myself. Haha. Probably because my Twitter is too weird…
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
It was probably the 7700 ft elevation, huh?
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Matt Dad@mattereschke·
Was I just really bad at opening soda cans as a kid? Or does soda just not explode as much these days?
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