Matt Gray

Don’t worry! Plenty of life in me yet 👍🏻

@ForthJFC Nightmare! Hope he is back fully fit ASAP he has been having a really strong season despite Forth’s position!

Chad Shand suffered an injury in Saturdays match against Larkhall Thistle underwent surgery yesterday for two fractures in his jaw and had a metal plate inserted. Unfortunately this rules him out for the rest of the season. Good luck in your recovery 🔴⚫️🔴

@chris_trotter82 @AlanJLSmith Correct Mr 10

@AlanJLSmith Spot on!

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. The seventh would pay £7. The eighth would pay £12. The ninth would pay £18. And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.　 So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20.” Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free but what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share? They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33, but if they subtracted that from everybody’s share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.　 So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage. They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay. And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100% saving). The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving). The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving). The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving). The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving). And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).　 Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.　 But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got £10!“　 “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a £1 too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”　 “That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”　 “Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!” The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.　 The next week the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!　 And that’s how it works. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.　 For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

@TRobinsonNewEra Yet if the was 10 white Scottish guys hanging around the streets with Bats the police would call them a gang of Neds, charge the with a breach and take the bats off them. The police are shite scared and will do nothing to protect the Scottish people!

Invaders blare foreign music out in the middle of the street in Glasgow tonight. Police attend and quickly dissappear. Before the invaders bring out weapons to try and intimidate locals from calling them again!

@Rossvaleno1 All the best mate 👏🏻

@MUFC99Box Will this be as well as the current road tax or in place of?

@UtdVault Really lazy in the press imo

Sir Bobby Charlton training with the team at the Nou Camp the night before their Champions League tie vs Barcelona - 1998 61 years old.

@ForthJFC Thanks troops

𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 first team centre back Matt Gray 🧁🎂

@ForthJFC Like a fine wine 🍷our @nickipaterson8

𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭 ©️ 📸 | Gavin Jackson

If you think someone might be suicidal, take action, interrupt their thoughts and show them you care.

Great opportunity to work at a club with brilliant people in the background! They deserve a management team that can take them forward! @Caledonianloco best of luck!

@joshgardner91 If the player isn’t getting paid including signing fees or bonus’s then The club shouldn’t expect to get a fee for him! Just let boys go and play football imo

Thoughts on clubs demanding a fee for a player they haven’t paid?

@Hughesy48 @UniStrathclyde @DustyH48 Good stuff mate 👏🏻

I received my 3rd year results today for my @UniStrathclyde Business Management Degree & I passed with Distinction & a first-class degree. Many thanks to @dustyh48 for all her support & also to my mentor Jenny. ❤️🙌🏽 I never thought I'd ever go to uni far less get a degree. 😀🙌🏽

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@WishawFC @ForthW3749 @dylan_orr11 Goody signing @Neely792 👏🏻 All the best to the oldest looking young goalie I’ve ever met 👴🏻 @dylan_orr11

🟡⚫️🟡Signing🟡⚫️🟡 Wishaw FC are delighted to announce the signing of Goalkeeper Dylan Orr who joins the club from @ForthW3749 Great to have you on board @dylan_orr11 🤝

@EKYM_FC A top top player and a very good guy 👏🏻 all the best!

Delighted to welcome back Player Coach Lance Pearce to the Club. Lance is formerly of Darvel, Arthurlie and Ashfield, and has been an invaluable addition since last season. *pending SFA approval *

@OfAthenry The mad thing is you don’t even fell steaming after drinking like that all day on holiday then you wake up and do it again for another 13 days 🍻🍻

@aconnolly91 @marksteele79 Aww the best @aconnolly91 hope they hide the water bottles away from you!

@SauceFUB @EKYM_FC @ekthistlefc @paultierney01 Same ego as when David’s was the manager at Barnet tbh! Makes himself manager, captain, takes pens, free kicks and throw ins not turns up on home games cause he can’t drive to away days