Matthew Dragas

@Maguro_Maznaga the movie Clue

アメリカ人へ 日本では映画『バトルシップ』がカルト的な人気を誇っています アメリカでカルト的人気のある映画とかありますか？

@LupusBeowulf @DrunkCoachBaker You really dont want a former tennessee coach fyi.

@DrunkCoachBaker Are you retarded

Wait….I have been told that hiring another coach away from a school was a high crime and misdemeanor ….oh….That only applies to LSU.

@SyAcYoU_JAPAN This is the only thing bad I’ve ever heard about japan.

マリブ、落ち着いてくれ。 ここは日本だ。赤信号で右折は出来ないんだ

@DrunkRepub youtu.be/Urg3NoqBLXQ?si…

@WomanDefiner Hahahahhaahhahahah

My Dad worked for some Japanese guys as a consultant in the 80's to help them set up Wagyu beef plants. My parents cooked them dinner and didn't realize it was rude in Japan to refuse food being put in front of you, my parents kept serving them until one of them threw up.

@i_am_potetoman The only better food than American is Japanese.

@x0Starlight Robin Williams is who Ryan Reynolds thinks he is.

ryan gosling is who ryan reynolds thinks he is. i will not elaborate

@MrBeast @LacyHimself Are you some kind of a sorcerer?

@LacyHimself Want me to just trap you in a circle?

I’ve had enough. I’m officially announcing that starting today 3/26/26 i will be locking in. I weigh 200 pounds and am a fat sack of shit. By July 1st i will get down to 175 pounds, and have visible muscle definition. If i fail i will give 5 people who like this tweet $1,000.

@PackChat1887 Please take ECU’s coach. Come on man, take one for the team. Oh by the way he’s garbage.

One of the slimiest sagas I've ever seen in my life Good riddance

Be honest. Do you ever find yourself in an elevator with random men and imagine how you would handle yourself if they came at you 5v1?

@KurtSupeCPA Not tax advice, but it is accurate

He gave $80,000 to his church last year. Wrote a check from his bank account. He has $900,000 in stocks he's held for 22 years. Sitting on $680,000 in gains. I asked: "Why didn't you donate the stock?" He didn't know he could. If he donates appreciated stock directly to the church: He gets a deduction for the full fair market value. He pays zero capital gains tax on the gain. The church pays zero tax. They sell it themselves. By writing a check instead, he'll eventually sell that stock, pay capital gains, and give from what's left. The difference over time on a large position could be $100K or more in unnecessary taxes. Not tax advice, Please consult a professional

@ThrillaRilla369 Mine

What vehicle do you automatically assume is being driven by a total a-hole

@Rothmus I would have asked my dad to say it again…into my recording device. I’d make it my ringtone.

@PR927FM @tweetingclip @JonathanEllerbe @ChanPR927 @MarkWAlexander @griffpr @PR_GinnyS Yall are clowns. Great job CG, had us in position to win. Tough loss for the boys but the future is bright. Glad the coach is standing up for the players. Bum refs.

WATCH: “They need to make better calls on the field because when they go to review, they won't overturn them because of this percentage that they're trying to keep - 86% not overturned - when they go to review. So, I don't care if they could fine me, I'll pay the fine, whatever it is.” ECU Baseball Coach Cliff Godwin criticized the umpires after Duke walked off the Pirates in the 9th inning. Watch the full postgame on YouTube - youtu.be/I9arDl8Yg-4

Not even legal

@slothy_420 silverfish....oh wait thats an insect..

gun to your head name a fish

There's a secret society of people living amongst us that are keeping Long John Silvers in business.

@GarrettSprints He’s not worth the 14th pick either

RE: Rueben Bain Jr. Since 1999, there hasn’t been a player with Rueben Bain’s arm length (31 inches) or shorter that has had a double digit sack season. No way you can take a gamble with a player like that in the top 13 picks

@JamesBakerUFL @CoFLToros Yall this is fucking hilarious

@CoFLToros Wow this is crazy, a whole clinic just for coaches? These guys will never be sick.

The Coaches Clinic is full swing!

@BaseballQuotes1 @StephenIgoe show this to CG

Hidden ball trick to end a game is diabolical