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@mattkg

Life is hard. You have to change.

hell Katılım Mayıs 2009
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UltiMatt@mattkg·
All these grifters getting paid by Russia or China or Ukraine and here I am having my money stolen by goddamn America, like an idiot.
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UltiMatt@mattkg·
Referring to things as fractions of a ton to make them seem larger. My dog is 1/120 of a ton This ham is 1/80 of a ton Your momma is 1/6 of a ton My wife is now mad at me
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UltiMatt@mattkg·
Gm homos. I'm off to brave some Saturday commerce. Wish me luck.
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UltiMatt@mattkg·
@Gormogons There's nothing specifically in the constitution that says we can't... unlike Washington DC.
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UltiMatt@mattkg·
@wjamesawill You may be right that we should, but he ain't gonna. Too much bad press. Also the death and such.
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James ✝️🇺🇸@wjamesawill·
@mattkg Unlike like probably most people in the world, I think that the weapon that will achieve the fastest surrender is the one that should be used. We were even decent enough to advise citizens in Hiroshima and Nagasaki to evacuate the city.
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UltiMatt@mattkg·
Trump isn't going to nuke anything, shut the fuck up.
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Aelfred The Great
Aelfred The Great@aelfred_D·
On a scale of a quiet evening at home to ending an entire civilization, what’re everyone’s plans for tonight?
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Matt Vespa
Matt Vespa@mVespa1·
If you're screaming about the 25th Amendment and Trump, you're on the crazy bus...with Candace Owens, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Alex Jones Also, stop with the 'he's going to use nukes.' Only f**king retarded people think that...
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Bonchie
Bonchie@bonchieredstate·
When Trump doesn't nuke Iran tonight, all the people screaming he's about to commit genocide will seamlessly shift to posting "Taco Tuesday" memes and claiming he chickened out. It's all a game to these people.
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UltiMatt@mattkg·
Trump can say the most simple and commonsense thing and nobody will believe he would ever do it, but the second he says something insane it becomes the #1 thing that's about to happen.
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Neva
Neva@pipandbaby·
@mattkg Left and right 😂
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Neva@pipandbaby·
I was just getting lunch in our cafeteria and there was a man getting cabbage and he was wearing pants that were half grey sweatpants and half tartan plaid dress pants????
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Caesar
Caesar@caesar_pounce·
If I could go back in time and give my 12-year-old self ONE piece of advice, it would be to listen to more Limp Bizkit.
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UltiMatt@mattkg·
Back when japan was here, it could have been X. Now its back to Twitter.
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Active Patriot
Active Patriot@ActivePatriotUK·
Must have been one hell of a tweet
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Flappr@flapprdotnet·
This is Woke Mortal Kombat
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AmooAmy
AmooAmy@Amyisthebomb·
@mattkg Idk. It’s like a plague. Bizarre.
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