Matt Mortimer

@concertleaks malort

recs. for chicago? ⬇️

microsoft365partygirl

@RiotFest what smell's funny? a clown's fart

I’ve got a great joke about the Daily Schedule… but we’re still finding time to make it work. Tell us your favorite dad joke for a chance to win the Riot Fest Dad Starter Pack: A pair of 3-Day VIP Tickets, leaf blower, and a pair of New Balance shoes.

@concertleaks imagine the number of calls people will have to make before they're able to leave

Wells Fargo Center will be changed to Xfinity Mobile Arena later this year!

@ComedyBangBang @EdiPattersonHi @tim_baltz @willhines @PFTompkins @earwolf @ScottAukerman Time to celebrate with: LLLLLLLLLLLEMON FFFFFFFIFERS

The 16th anniversary of Comedy Bang! Bang!?! Many hamburgers to you. We care. ❤️

@HuinGuillaume - midterms

The year 2026 has the hardest line-up of all time: - GTA 6 - FIFA World Cup 2026 - Avengers Doomsday - Dune: Messiah - Project Hail Mary - The Odyssey - The Hunger Games : Sunrise of the Reaping - Spider-Man: Brand New Day - Super Mario Bros Movie - Scary Movie - Ice Age 6 - Shrek 5 - Minions 3 - The Mandalorian and Grogu - Toy Story 5 - Frieren Season 2 - Oshi No Ko Season 3 - House of the Dragon Season 3 (not confirmed but probable) - Trigun Stargaze - "Isles of the Emberdark" by Brandon Sanderson - "The Empyrean Book 4" by Rebecca Yarros - "Blood and Fire" by George R.R. Martin

@HYPERMYSTx yaaaas bow twink!

SEASON 25 GAMEPLAY TRAILER 👀🔥

@DANNYonPC @PlayApex dead. only referring to him as bow twink forever more

@PlayApex You heard me

A new prodigy steps into the bullseye of the Apex Games. Will he crack under the pressure or find his chance to target greatness? 🎯

@WestLoopTom @dovetailbrewery @chicagobulls @chicagobars @MailmanJack65 GSM bar staff are the best

Drinking @dovetailbrewery Helles Lager while watching the @chicagobulls shit the bed. The bar is playing 80s. Location is undisclosed. @chicagobars @MailmanJack65 definitely has the album.

🎶 so-ir-re-le-vant 🎶

@Osvaldatore I miss demeter

More Titanfall 3 info: • Unreal Engine 5 • Almost complete • Singleplayer campaign • Live service (with Battle Passes) • Main mode: Extraction • Other modes: TDM, Control, Arenas, "all Titanfall 2 classic modes" • Some returning Apex characters • Weather system

@ca11mebiles this is art

the faces of 3 people who are about to receive a talking-to from peepaw

💅

@concertleaks who doesn't love boiled peanuts

Lollapalooza have released their first lineup clue! 🕵️

@BinetLes Tell us your #guest story

Please stop.

👋 See you this summer, Chicago

The Chewtalist (2024)

The Chewtalist

@RGA Humbled and honored to receive this tweet

So grateful to work in an industry that doesn't take awards so seriously

New Bond villain just dropped