Shark Point

@LalaJonbenny @Axaxia88 Die cunt

@Axaxia88 They just caught it and are removing the hook Einstein. There's no grand rescue of a fish going on here. He didn't save it, he caught and released it. Time to catch another and do it all over again. It's called fishing 🎣, and it's fun. Derpity, derp, derp !

Thank you to that young man—who did not turn away or just stand there taking photos of a heartbreaking moment, but instead chose to act and reach out to save a life that was slowly fading away 🦈💖

@FrancisChipp Love Krafu. Teared up with this properly. Will miss him very much.

The greatest Swede to have ever played for the club 🇸🇪

@GazBainbridge Love Krafu. Teared up with this properly. Will miss him very much.

When you’re calling players deadwood and making your lists of who “should never play for this club again”, just remember some of them have fallen in love with us, the club and the city. What a guy #nufc

@NUFC Will miss you Krafu! Love you mate! All the best

Emil Krafth will bring an end to his seven-year stay at Newcastle United following the expiry of his contract this summer. He will depart the club with 106 Magpies appearances and a Carabao Cup winners medal to his name. Thank you for everything, Krafu 🫶

@swinburne_mark Mehdi Abeid

Can you recall any #NUFC players who started off absolutely crap but did come good? I’ll go James Perch

@barneyronay Or entirely dead depending on your preference

@barneyronay If only Gabriel was half dead

I wonder how Khvicha Kvaratskhelia will spend his two weeks off planning exactly how to torture Arsenal’s half-dead right back. Beach? Oxygen tent? Watch all of Curb Your Enthusiasm in bed under a pile of crisps?

@boganintel Bouris is a cunt

This bloke doesn’t recognise that he’s a part of a generation that has never or will never exist again. A generation with cradle to grave prosperity. Never before in history has a generation benefited so much from the hard work of their parents and the economic circumstances of their adulthood. Bouris has less in common with his hard-working father than a young Australian trying to make ends meet in uncertain times. He speaks of the accumulation of property as some form of human right, that it’s some form of Australian story, but it’s really a situation and a mindset that has only been enjoyed by a small group of Australians. Bouris literally made his fortune giving Home loans away in the first homebuyer grant period of the early 2000s, and he helped to contribute to an industry that is the most overinflated economic property Bubble on the planet. Bouris probably doesn’t remember Australia, whereby governments build houses as a human right, where Menzies era governments of both persuasions owned the lions share of rentals in the country. Not rich immigrant property magnates, not money obsessed Australian entrepreneurs. The only reason this fellow can talk like this, it’s because his lived position allows him to do so. A point not lost at all on the people who can’t really do anything right now.

@SupportersNufc This being the traitor Hamann who then hated us and cheated against us? Irrelevant opinion.

🚨🗣️ Didi Hamann on Malick Thiaw : “Malick Thiaw has done well. What probably doesn’t help him is that he’s playing for a struggling Newcastle team, which is having a dreadful season by their standards or where they want to be or want to go. But, he’s a talented player. He probably won’t start for Germany with [Nico] Schlotterbeck and [Jonathan] Tah probably being first choice. I like him." #NUFC #fblifestyle

@Bob_Helpful Barring Tonali and Thiaw, he hasn’t been involved in a successful transfer since 2022.

@mattsweeneyy Except it isn’t is it? Eddie Howe has been involved in more successful transfers for Newcastle than unsuccessful

The negativity on here is so pervasive. All summer every transfer we make will be the wrong one (judged before the player kicks a ball), every signing other clubs make will be a genius and all of it will be Howe (or his nephews fault). It’s all going to be very very tedious #nufc

@agbnufc_ @MagpieMediaX @TeleFootball No, he deserves all the stick he gets for making an incredibly naive decision which has cost him a year of league football.

@MagpieMediaX @TeleFootball People need to get a grip if they're blaming Trafford for signing City instead of us. who the fuck wouldn't. The fact he wants to leave to play more should tell you everything.

🚨 BREAKING - #NUFC believe James Trafford would LIKE to join them, according to @TeleFootball 👀

@danjpeg Saint Maximin under Bruce also. But Woltemade is even more pronounced as he represents a philosophical footballing shift. How Eddie thinks we can play kick and run to the summit of the league is frankly beyond my capabilities of rational thought.

@mattsweeneyy Yeah it's a little like Ben Arfa under Pardew. We gravitated to him as he was a maverick and a bit of hope amongst shite, towards the end anyway.

Because he's the last bit of hope of transitioning to a more possession based team that can progress the ball and break down low blocks instead of endless crosses for a team of runners. Not necessarily the player himself, more what he represents. #NUFC

@Pooliemags1Ttv I don’t understand the level of hate towards the true geordie. Sure, he grifts off Newcastle playing badly, but his opinions are not entirely invalid. Is it because he is hated for making the joke about Tate/ Islam? If so, that’s a bit soft and very British to take such offence.

Ditched the football club under Ashley and fucked off to London when he had a massive following and could of done stuff when protests are happening also belittled other Nufc channels back then as well… this cunt has no right to talk about this football club now because his career is down the toilet and he’s back in the north east… horrible obnoxious bellend #nufc

@atjg__ Wellbeck, while a class player, is ancient and it’s a heinous crime that he has scored so many goals against us.

Quite frankly cannot be arsed for his inevitable goal on Saturday, lads.

@MagpieMediaX Krafth couldn’t relieve Thiaw or Trippier at RCB or RB. It mattered. Get a grip man this account is losing it…

@MagpieMediaX @NUFC HOWE OUT

🚨 Nick Woltemade has REMOVED @NUFC from his Instagram bio! 😳

@Bob_Helpful Not quite there yet but Howe is making up ground on those luminaries fast

This lad “hates” Howe more than Carver, Kinnear, McClaren and Bruce. It’s reached the point where the online end of season head loss is just enjoyable tbh #nufc