matt parsons

@alittledavetime @badly_drawn_boy @guardian Jeremy Corbyn has all the best tunes

@alittledavetime @badly_drawn_boy @guardian Not sure this was worth missing the kebab!

@badly_drawn_boy what's this start 8PM start bollocks fella, missed out on a Turkish kebab to sit here like a plum @mattyparsons is furious he is sending a tweet to the @guardian as I tweet

@alittledavetime @badly_drawn_boy @guardian Fewmin

ANOTHER EARLY REVIEW I have 10 galleys of my book to give away before its pub date, Feb 13th. Just retweet this self-serving ad and I’ll pick 10 at random. If you’re one of the lucky bastards who gets one and happens to enjoy it, I wouldn’t be averse to you posting about it...

@paddypower Matip not Konate

Tottenham XI: Vicario; Porro, Romero, Van de Ven, Udogie; Sarr, Bissouma; Kulusevski, Maddison, Son; Richarlison Liverpool XI: Alisson; Gomez, Konaté, Van Dijk, Robertson; Szoboszlai, Mac Allister, Jones; Salah, Gakpo, Luis Díaz #TOTLIV

Unboxing of the Once Upon A Crime paperback, out on October 19th and officially better than the reigning Pulitzer Prize for Fiction winner.

@ChrisHewitt Would they start Doak against LASK on Thursday?

I’m interviewing someone for the pod in just over an hour. Anything you want to ask them? Full disclosure: I can’t tell you who they are, or the project they’re promoting.

@DanJolin I’d totally spotted that before

Like a big idiot, I’ve only just spotted that ‘Cleon’ is an anagram of ‘clone’.

@alittledavetime @hotdinners

@hotdinners Went there about 13 years ago, good meal but when the bill came they forgot to charge us for the food (till system down) only wine charged. I did the decent thing and told them so paid the full bill, thought they might have comped us a drink but no nothing, never been back

After 20 years, Marcus Wareing's restaurant at The Berkeley is closing hot-dinners.com/2023091412636/…

@ThreadsForReds He was on sky sports as a pundit over the weekend. Surely they can do better then him???

Paul Konchesky

@NoContextBrits @jamescdyer … but in a nice way

@ChrisHewitt Given the slow down in new releases, what ‘seasons’ of classics or re-releases should cinemas be going for to fill the screens? I was thinking early Steven Seagal dtv films on the big screen for the first time?

We’re recording the Empire Podcast today, folks. Any questions for the team? (And yes, I’m aware that something huge will break the second we finish recording)

@joel_archie Salah vs United for me

@FootballCliches not happy about Drury calling Almiron “Miggy”. Never got that with Tyler

@FergusCraig Could’ve done with a bit more notice on this tbh

The world will end at 5pm today UK time. There is no doubt about this. Saviour your blessings in these final moments. This is the end.

@FootballJOE @JOE_co_uk Beckham vs Wimbledon

What's the most overrated goal of all time? 🤔

@alittledavetime @kathyparsons @pablitogordito @JHenderson It must be what you felt like when Danny Drinkwater left the Bridge… disappointment, confusion, anger , grief , loss.

@kathyparsons @mattyparsons @pablitogordito @JHenderson Is @mattyparsons still hurting? #DryYourEyesMate

@kathyparsons @pablitogordito on your Xmas lists…

@ChrisHewitt With Netflix now having a “90 minute movie” sub category… what are the best recent sub 90min movies?

QUESTION FOR THE PODCAST, CHUMS?