You’re laughing, being Italian is now illegal and you’re laughing?
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Just saw a drunk kid who couldn’t be more than 18 years old say “THEY’RE THE LARGEST HUMANITARIAN FORCE IN THE WORLD” no matter who he was talking about he was undoubtedly wrong
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Today the NYPD deployed the Strategic Response Group (SRG) to harass + arrest striking @teamsters.
As Mayor, I will disband the SRG, which has cost taxpayers millions in lawsuit settlements + brutalized countless New Yorkers exercising their first amendment rights.
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@PtakTestKitchen I always keep one eye on my haters so I can see them fail
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Have not thought about the Grinch once this year. Christmas cannot be stolen!
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Bro the world is melting if I hear another guy sing a country song with an accent like Ira Glass its over for me
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Ugh. It kills me. Absolutely demolishes me to know that this man has more hair than I will at his age.
Quigs@BigSeanQ_
Go off king!!
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The biggest thing I realized at 30 is that no is as rad John Denver. He’s like if Superman came to earth and didn’t become a fascist. He’s just over here singing about how sick it is to have friends and walk near streams and trees and stuff.
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Then he dies flying a plane HE DESIGNED, fly high Icarus you giddy bitch
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ME: cool eclipse today
YOU (a fake Moon Fan who did not even have plans for March 25th's Worm Moon): Oh I love the moon
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What you felt wasn’t an earthquake, it was another season of highly refined and effete audio dramas hitting your favorite podcast app. @DelightsTheater season 5 Werewolves of Massachusetts out now. RIDE THE WOLF
TheaterOfDelights@DelightsTheater
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We need to reserve “the European mind cannot comprehend this” for legitimate points of US pride. These restaurants are not good. They’re eating seafood pasta with vino verde on the beach & laughing at us
jackson@jackkk_pot
The European mind cannot comprehend this
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@SimplyKattoo Weird little freak that tries to say the exact right thing in the perfect pitch. Feels like an alien to us but has completed all the things that our society associates with worth. Pete Buttigieg is the closest thing living to a male Bene Gesserit.
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If you’re having trouble understanding Paul is the bad guy in Dune, it helps to realize his closest living analog is Pete Buttigieg
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I am a serious and very talented voice actor
TheaterOfDelights@DelightsTheater
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@frankderuggiero Ok but what about me who calls him Joey Pants? What about that Frank?
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Obviously Joe Biden my kill himself and come back white
Josh RR Jokien@joshcarlosjosh
But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.
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CANNONICALLY ITALIAN LETO ATREIDES II: I WALKA THE GOLDEN PATH OVA HERE
lana cel ray@sumbitches
Me on Jupiter having achieved the state of more stupider
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I am watching Jo Jos bizarre adventure and learning a lot about something called jamón
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