Maxaminion

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Maxaminion

@maxaminion

Recovering Accountant. Bard with an addiction for adventure, whiskey, women and gambling. Ordained minister.

Katılım Ağustos 2008

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Maxaminion@maxaminion·4m

I should call her.

𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮💜@Michele216724

Do you see what I see? 🙈😅😋🤭 I’m making whipped cream for my cannoli cake 😋

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@ManifestHerGlow @classysavage923 Please send the application.

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𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓖𝓵𝓸𝔀 ✨💫🍀@ManifestHerGlow·20h

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Maxaminion@maxaminion·5m

I love the Oreo response. I thought it was original.

Marcus Lemonis@marcuslemonis

@HistorianUSA1 @MonBreeden Find him for me. The humility and recognition are his biggest strength. Totally outweighs the @Oreo weakness.

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Maxaminion@maxaminion·1h

@equine__dentist @tadbitmad01 Don't forget the matches.

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·1d

this meal prep shit easy

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@ilmkittycat There are five? It's hard to imagine there are five of you.

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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡@ilmkittycat·2h

Can I follow u on all 5 of my accounts??

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Maxaminion@maxaminion·13h

I really wonder if Trump is trying to change the business cycle.

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Maxaminion@maxaminion·13h

@jaaayLENo @shortnsweetbbyg Enduring the pain and suffering is what strengthens the relationship. Not including betrayal.

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LEN@jaaayLENo·1d

I hate the idea that you have to endure pain and suffering to be with someone for a long time. I really rebuke that narrative.

Dear Self.@Dearme2_

Every time I see old couples, I always wonder how many times they’ve forgiven each other.

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Maxaminion@maxaminion·14h

We’ve bent the rules so much the game is no longer playable. #dnd #dnd5.5e

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Maxaminion@maxaminion·15h

@JoeAlderman11 @SouthernChick The real question is why do you like them?

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Joe@JoeAlderman11·16h

So…..Do you like guns? I do!

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krista@kristabellerina·20h

Twitter is great and all, but have you ever tried taking a nap?

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ℱ๋౨ℳ🦌@dgafo_o_·23h

Sometimes I check my inbox to make sure I still have none msg

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Roberta Fresquez@RobertaFresque2·1d

😲😅

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Maxaminion@maxaminion·22h

@braves2430 @S_U_Network Costa Rica

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Where is One place to go?

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Kyla Maggots@KylaMaggots·1d

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Man of Letters@manofletterz·22h

If you want your dm answered include a pic of your boobs

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Man of Letters@manofletterz·23h

I can only deal with fake people for so long ya know what I mean

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Maxaminion@maxaminion·22h

@ashtynwest That all depends where we’re going.

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ash ✨@ashtynwest·23h

How many blowjobs can you handle in a day?

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Baseball’s Greatest Moments@BBGreatMoments·1d

The accuracy on this throw 🤯

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lisahsmithlhs@lisahsmithlhs·1d

Truth 💣💥

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@ManifestHerGlow @classysavage923 @equine__dentist @tadbitmad01 @ilmkittycat @jaaayLENo @shortnsweetbbyg @JoeAlderman11