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Absolutely incredible footage of York City last minute goal to win the league 😂👏

🚨 Yellow Army, (and wider football family!) this is Jonny. 💛 So tragically, he has been diagnosed with MND (with a life expectancy of 3 years) and has been losing his mobility as time goes on… He’s a HUGE #NCFC fan - I really want to help this special guy and his family - please donate if you can 🙏 gofundme.com/f/support-jonn…

Boy, 9, rescued after being locked in father's van since 2024 trib.al/RamNANo

After the full time whistle #Millwall

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

We hate Arsenal….. Everyone Fucking hates Arsenal…. CITEH in Riga 🩵

I’ve lost way too much money betting on this shit.

This wasn’t given as pen for Millwall have they been robbed? #MFC

Safe travels to everyone joining us in Yorkshire tonight ❤️ 3️⃣3️⃣8️⃣ mile round-trip on a Tuesday night, fantastic support 👏 #LOFC #OneOrient

The most valuable thing I’ve learned so far this year

🎙 ”What a shot! Pick that one out!” ✨ 50 years ago today, Martin Chivers scored one of the most famous goals in the club's history as we beat Wolves 2-1 in the first leg of the UEFA Cup Final!

🚨 one million percent Monday ruiner 🚨

Johnson no more Olé Olé thanks for the memories in Bilbao still not convinced you touched it 🤷🏻‍♂️ Good luck at your new club but £35m seems good value when we look to buy a player with 18 goals we are paying £50m + Thoughts ? #COYS 🤍💙

Dubai has a way to turn cheap things into unnecessarily expensive things

Former England captain Lewis Moody has revealed he's been diagnosed with motor neurone disease.

My shirt has arrived.. and it is GLORIOUS 🤩 #COYS

corrrrrr #millwall

Dreamland when Romero scored that header. Almost felt like Bilbao. Wasn't meant to be in the end but we move. Credit @Cassim_Omar10

@STEFANCOYS @owenthfc__ @grok @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesnt need to be a mutual, dont tag them, just say who it was

Im actually curious so lets play that game too. @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesnt need to be a mutual, dont tag them, just say who it was

Once you see it you can’t unsee it 👀 This bloke with Mohammed Kudus looks like a combination of Harry Kane & Christian Eriksen 🤔 #THFC #COYS #TOTTENHAM #SPURS