Kenny G.

Shout out to Jeff's Supermercado in West Liberty for having cold Jarritos for sale!

@kingkrabbyp My body my choice.

Note to all boys- no more fuckin running shoes w jeans

Rush Limbaugh died 4 years ago today. This is a perfect description of his life’s accomplishments.

Why do wives refuse to view a rotisserie chicken and rice as a meal?

@ninaturner Before credit scores, the whole system ran on vibes and racism.

Overdraft fees were created in 1990. Credit scores were created in 1989. We can live without them.

“I voted for trump because I wanted him to ruin other people’s lives but now he’s ruining my life and it’s not fair!”

America is finally being run like a business: a business acquired by private equity that’s being stripped for parts before being liquidated.

@BBCWorld I wouldn't have used the word unexpectedly here.

US inflation unexpectedly increases bbc.in/40NF83u

@jemelehill That NIL guidance tried to stick title IX between athlete's NIL and private 3rd parties. That would have been bad for everyone, including women. Imagine telling JuJu that she needs to give some of her NIL money from a local business to the men's XC team. Whole thing is stupid

Can’t wait to see how many of those “protect women’s sports” folks speak up about this. Or did they use all their energy up demonizing trans athletes?

@eigenrobot No

i just heard a rumor that gen alpha kids are showing up in first grade not able to climb stairs because theyve spent their entire life parked in front of tablets and they havent managed basic muscle development chat is this real

@tomes_daqt @SilvermanJacob Still lots faster. gg ez

@maxpower1105 @SilvermanJacob How about your first 5K ever just like this guy?

@tomes_daqt @SilvermanJacob Seven minutes less than that.

@maxpower1105 @SilvermanJacob What your 5K bucko?

Who made this? 😂

@Halo_Reeach @jambek_ I'm the 37 year old dad! I'm old!

@Halo_Reeach @jambek_ Please, I've listened to the Midwestern Princess's whole catalog.

@Halo_Reeach @jambek_ It's a new classic, even my 37 year old dad self loves it.

@SpencerAlthouse If only we had a system to put the words that people are saying on the TV screen...

Janelle Monáe brought their own ASL interpreter on the Grammys red carpet so all their televised interviews can be as inclusive as possible. love

I’ve got a buddy on this list. Omaha guy. Great husband. Father of four. He’s given his entire professional life to his country. To us. Fired from the FBI for investigating crimes. Sacrificed for guys who maced and beat cops.

@Forever_Wario This is the kind of made up stuff that normal people read and then are radicalized to vote for people like trump.

I run the NYC office of a fortune-500 company and one of my engineers said "retarded" in a meeting this morning. I just fired him for cause and HR is offboarding him as we speak

#garmin triangle 🤣