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Stand Up Comic

Yorkshire Katılım Şubat 2009
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Jake
Jake@JakeCan72·
IT’S HAPPENING. 🚨 Oxford just capped how often residents are allowed to drive. You now get 100 free days per year passing through camera-controlled zones. Go over → automatic fines from the county council. Expanded areas? As few as 25 days a year. This isn’t a one-off. It’s a preview. Under C40 Cities Climate Leadership Group planning targets: • Meat: ~16 kg per person per year, with the long-term goal trending to zero • Flights by 2030: 0–1 short-haul flights per person per year • Cars: sharply reduced private vehicle use inside cities Officials call it sustainability. Critics call it managed movement and consumption becoming policy. At the same time: • Multiple U.S. cities are studying similar traffic-restriction models • A Gates-backed smart city is already building core infrastructure in Arizona (full build still years out) Climate progress… or hunger games?
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Mike Fairclough
Mike Fairclough@1MikeFairclough·
Listen carefully to the final statement in this chilling video, "Once the Digital ID is in place, it's game over for humanity" The government psyops haven't really kicked in yet. So before they program the public with ludicrous excuses for Digital ID (and before they brand you far-right for opposing it) speak up now. @OracleFilmsUK #DigitalID
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Graham Allen
Graham Allen@GrahamAllen·
THE WHOLE COUNTRY SHOULD STOP PAYING TAXES UNTIL THE CORRUPTION ENDS!! HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS!! DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY BY TAKING AWAY THEIR MONEY!!
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Alan Smith
Alan Smith@AlanJLSmith·
Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. The seventh would pay £7. The eighth would pay £12. The ninth would pay £18. And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.  So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20.” Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free but what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share? They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33, but if they subtracted that from everybody’s share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.  So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage. They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay. And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100% saving). The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving). The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving). The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving). The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving). And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).  Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.  But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got £10!“  “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a £1 too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”  “That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”  “Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!” The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.  The next week the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!  And that’s how it works. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.  For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
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Kent Nielsen Denmark
Kent Nielsen Denmark@Kentfrihedniels·
Cows in Denmark are collapsing and dying due to Bovaer poisoning. The authorities are not doing anything to stop it, but are allowing it to continue. Credit for the video @lillehj NoFFF.eu see more about Bovaer on Bovaer.dk Kent Nielsen 11/4 25
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Red Pill Dispenser
Red Pill Dispenser@redpilldispensr·
British farmer claims to be in receipt of an official document demanding a 50% reduction in farmed animals by 2030, with the aim of complete eradication by 2050. "And guess who has signed up to that?" "Keir Starmer and Bill Gates."
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Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho·
“Turns out all the crazy cranks & conspiracy theorists who were concerned about chemtrails were right” Yep - you were right, you always knew you were right & now you’ve all been vindicated. Question now is will it be stopped - or sold to the masses as a way of fighting the Climate Change Hoax Scam.
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Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho·
🚨💉 “Multiple studies now show that Pfizer is definitely worse than Moderna” “Pfizer is worse for Blood Clotting, for Cardiovascular injuries” “Pfizer may be associated with an increase in Mortality - they should not be used in any Human Beings”
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Jim Ferguson
Jim Ferguson@JimFergusonUK·
☀️ BREAKING: THE SKY EXPERIMENT EXPOSED The lid is about to be blown off. The Trump EPA has just announced a full public release of everything the government knows about geoengineering and atmospheric spraying — ending years of secrecy, denial, and ridicule for those who dared to ask what’s really in our skies. For decades, concerned citizens were mocked and silenced, branded as “conspiracy theorists” for questioning what they could see with their own eyes. That era is over. The Trump administration is now demanding total transparency, pledging to share every document, study, and internal record on contrails, solar geoengineering, and atmospheric modification. This isn’t just another bureaucratic report — it’s a historic admission that something very real has been happening above our heads, and that Americans deserve the truth. If pollutants or chemicals are being tested or released into the atmosphere — the people have a right to know. The days of silence are ending. The sky will no longer be the limit — it will be the evidence.
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Andrew Griffith MP
Andrew Griffith MP@griffitha·
"Public services now need to live within their means because I'm really clear, I'm not coming back with more borrowing or more taxes." [Labour’s Rachel Reeves to CBI, November 2024] Please share this widely…just in case she is tempted to forget…
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No to Digital ID
No to Digital ID@NoToDigitalID·
🚨 Bill Gates and Tony Blair recently said that if you don’t have the Digital ID by 2028 you will be isolated from global society. Stop letting these narcissistic creeps make decisions for humanity. SAY NO TO DIGITAL ID. 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇮🇳🇻🇳 Retweet and Share 🔀 bit.ly/46PeT0U
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MJTruthUltra
MJTruthUltra@MJTruthUltra·
🚨 BREAKING — The Owner of Telegram, Patel Durov, just posted a very concerning message about Free Speech.. I’m turning 41, but I don’t feel like celebrating. Our generation is running out of time to save the free Internet built for us by our fathers. What was once the promise of the free exchange of information is being turned into the ultimate tool of control. Once-free countries are introducing dystopian measures such as digital IDs (UK), online age checks (Australia), and mass scanning of private messages (EU). Germany is persecuting anyone who dares to criticize officials on the Internet. The UK is imprisoning thousands for their tweets. France is criminally investigating tech leaders who defend freedom and privacy. A dark, dystopian world is approaching fast — while we’re asleep. Our generation risks going down in history as the last one that had freedoms — and allowed them to be taken away. We’ve been fed a lie. We’ve been made to believe that the greatest fight of our generation is to destroy everything our forefathers left us: tradition, privacy, sovereignty, the free market, and free speech. By betraying the legacy of our ancestors, we’ve set ourselves on a path toward self-destruction — moral, intellectual, economic, and ultimately biological. So no, I’m not going to celebrate today. I’m running out of time. We are running out of time.
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No to Digital ID
No to Digital ID@NoToDigitalID·
🚨THIS IS NOT A REHEARSAL 🚨 Digital ID has been denounced by the public and is being pushed forward anyway. It was never in anyone’s manifesto except Tony Blair, 25 years ago. 🔀 Help the fight. Retweet. Share. Follow & Donate ⬇️ crowdfunder.co.uk/p/no-to-digita…
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Together
Together@Togetherdec·
🚨This Govt is hell-bent on forcing Digital ID on us all From November, they want to force 8 MILLION Company Directors into compulsory digital ID, via Companies House - Digital ID by the back door PLS SIGN & SHARE PETITION TO OPPOSE: togetherdeclaration.org/directors Even worse, this is based on the Govt's troubled One Login system – already branded “Horizon all over again” This is completely wrong, creating new risks of breaches, identity theft, and government mission creep Company directors – including countless small business owners who keep Britain working – already have safe, proven ways to prove identity The current requirements are adequate and should be retained Please sign & share the petition to register your opposition... ...and be sure to tick the box to consent to us keeping you up to date with further news & campaign actions on this: togetherdeclaration.org/directors
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Wide Awake Media
Wide Awake Media@wideawake_media·
"Say no right now." Former vice president at Pfizer, Dr. Mike Yeadon, urges you to reject digital ID, CBDCs, and UN Agenda 2030. "By 2030... you will not be able to leave [the country]... you will not own private transport, you will have a digital ID to do everything, and you will only have electronic money with which to transact." "I would say, at that point, you are a slave." "And because you can see them coming, you should say no. Say no right now."
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Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho·
“It will make you a Slave” “Digital Currency that will allow The Government to cut you off from a distance & control your food supply” Listen & heed this warning from National US Health Director RFK Jnr talking about Digital ID & the desire for Digital Technocratic Control.
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