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@sh44sti @grok what did the underpants guy say

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@sonseniorr @imriona Nigga didnt even remove the quotation mark before pasting his AI slop

@imriona "90 mins each way is basically unpaid overtime + fuel drain. In this economy, if the pay doesn't compensate heavily for that, quitting makes total sense. Bro chose peace over exhaustion. Respect.

We had a new guy quit after a week because his commute is an hour and half

@TvDraineo @SydSteyerhart A drug somewhere in between amphetamine and ecstacy.

@maxwellian99 @SydSteyerhart what’s 4mmc

Imagine being such a gooner that your dad loses his business and the house and you end up getting permanently scarred in a government run foster home

@girldrawsghosts All that goes on down there is kids playing in coloring books and board games while housewives talk about mundane things.

@IkkiT100101 @PallaviSinghh_ No hard feelings friend

@maxwellian99 @PallaviSinghh_ Now you look more retarded since you should have said "POV" but you didn't and you are trying to blame others for your incapability to correctly express your jokes.

Someone's dream can be someone else's nightmare

@IkkiT100101 @PallaviSinghh_ google pov

@maxwellian99 @PallaviSinghh_ ??? That's a girl not a boy

@huekak @bunhrtd I'm paying zero dollars a month for ad free song streaming.

@maxwellian99 @bunhrtd Are you paying $13 a month for something u could get for free to save storage space or are you just too lazy to download the songs

ok this is like a genuine question why do people use spotify when there are many apps you can download and listen to songs offline and don’t require you to pay to remove ads . . ?

@steam_attack @bunhrtd I have 3000 songs of lossless audio just in one playlist

@maxwellian99 @bunhrtd Bro, i have 686 songs downloaded directly in my phone (since i don't have an sd card slot anymore) and it's barely 4GB

@BlueForest12341 @MunzaSzn yeah thats rap..

@MunzaSzn probably the part that says shout name the club me swag booty featuring lil or big someone the hood me haters jail shout name again

@YRukov93458 @Michaeldudufudu "Flip-flop" aka you dont understand our position

@Michaeldudufudu It's just weird that Christians flip flop on whether or not old testament is binding. They quote Leviticus on homosexuality, but ignore passages about being stoned for working on Sabbath

That ratio lmao

@dostoevesque I love seeing wake up call posts for character arcs I've already made it to the other side of

You have built an entire identity around being someone who could succeed if they tried. That identity is a warm blanket. Real action is a cold shower. When you finally attempt something, you risk losing the story that has comforted you for years. What if you try and discover you are average? What if you try and find no special talent? This is not fear of failure. This is fear of ordinariness. So you stay in the planning phase forever. You buy the notebook. You watch the tutorial. You tell friends your idea. Anxiety spikes whenever someone asks for a deadline. You are not protecting your future. You are protecting a fantasy that has already expired.

@cookiebotmonstr The fear is because you are cartoonishly demonic

@Helios_Movement Or just donate blood

OBVIOUSLY

@annoiato_riserv @Michaeldudufudu Autism and porn addiction everytime. Bonus points if molested or otherwise traumatic childhood.

@Michaeldudufudu how the fvck can someone ended up like this

grown ass man btw

@MildlyRelatabl @ManMilk2

@ManMilk2 every year this man unwraps a jar of mystery liquid like it’s a family heirloom no label no explanation just vibes and possible consequences 💀

@FWPlayboy Where should one "go out" if they're a sensitive young man averse to lights, noises, and crowds?

BASIC TRAINING: You will get more pussy if you substitute going out Thursday nights for Friday nights.

@DT95124 @nocontextmemes Bait used to be believable

@nocontextmemes What's the issue? Saturday morning means done by midday Saturday, gives you the whole rest of the day to prepare? Doesn't seen that stupid to ask