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@PlayoffDude naming my firstborn Lebron

What’s the first thing you’re doing if the Lakers take down OKC?

@dougla73063 @peedeegee "welcoming Canadians"

@peedeegee You’d think the message would be about how welcoming Canadians have been but instead he can only find an obscure grievance from generations ago to focus on.

Most people go on The Tonight Show to plug a movie or show off a new suit. Diljit Dosanjh went on there to drop a 112-year-old historical checkmate with the casual shrug of a man who knows exactly who he is. When Jimmy Fallon asked about the Vancouver show, Diljit didn't just talk about the lights or the noise. He reminded the world that while the Punjabi spirit is global, the welcome mat wasn’t always rolled out. Back in 1914, the Canadian government was playing a rigged game. The Continuous Journey Regulation was simply a “No Indians Allowed” sign, disguised as a travel rule: you could only enter Canada if you came on a non-stop ship from your home country. Since no such ships existed from India, it was a legal trap. The SS Komagata Maru arrived with 376 souls—340 Sikhs, 24 Muslims, and 12 Hindus—who thought they were British subjects with rights. Instead, they were treated like a contagion. For two months, they sat in the harbour, just 2,000 metres from the shore, being denied even the basic dignity of food and water. The city didn’t just look away; they sent a tugboat full of armed men to force them out. Fast forward to Diljit standing in the centre of BC Place in Vancouver. While the ghosts of the 1914 exclusion act still linger in the salt air of the Burrard Inlet, Diljit turned that 2 km distance into the shortest, most triumphant walk in history. His witty repartee to Jimmy wasn't just a fun fact; it was a savage flex. “They did not allow us then. Now 55,000 people were there to celebrate us." Diljit didn't need to be angry to be impactful. He just used the facts as his backup dancers. From the 20 martyrs shot dead at Budge Budge to the roar of a sold-out stadium, the math finally adds up to justice. The "undesirables" of the past are now the icons of the present. History tried to write a “No Entry” sign. Diljit just signed his name over it.

If we hire Xabi Alonso, he will INSTANTLY have the respect of the dressing room. He ticks all of the boxes players have. As a player, he did nothing but win at the highest level. As a Manager, he’s also done nothing but win. From 2012-2023, there was only one Champion in the Bundesliga, Bayern Munich. Guess who ended that streak? Xabi Alonso’s Bayer Leverkusen.

Xabi Alonso is a no brainer. Liverpool aren't interested as of now, Real sacked him, Bayern have Kompany. He's a PROJECT manager that fans AND players can get behind, his system suits our squad,why we wouldn't go all for him? Maybe because the board's ambitions are different

If Todd Boehly & his team truly have Chelsea’s interests at heart, then chelsea's next manager should be either : Julian Nagelsmann or Xabi Alonso.

“I can’t lie if Bron beats OKC I’ll have to call him the goat!” - sure boss but beating Houston with only a 14% chance to win does nothing? Always moving the goal post to the NEXT impossible thing, instead of appreciating the impossible thing he’s doing currently. If Bron were to beat OKC it would change to “if Bron gets 5” and if Bron somehow miraculously got #5 it’d change to “Bron might get 6, I’ll call him the goat if he gets 6.” Y’all are not fooling anyone.

BRO WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Everyone that was giving Asha shit when she took over owes her a massive apology. They were all wrong. Everything she’s been doing is the right thing for gamers and seems to really understand what they like and care about. Just an incredible job in a very short time

I didn't forget the way you guys slandered this woman just for her ethnicity when she got hired btw

No, seriously. Look at the smiles. The celebrations. The scenes. All of the home support. You’re telling me this happened THIS season? Football is a crazy sport.

MJ need to get up outta Bron’s chair first

this was literally this season i hate you chelsea

@CFCTay0 @CFC_OBED have some shame

@CFC_OBED Spread your legs

Jose - :don’t call me arrogant, I’m the special one Tuchel - I will build a team that no one wants to play against Potter : the players gave everything Sarri : I just want to smoke Maresca : is your team prepared to chase PSG because they will have possession. “Who said that ” Liam Rosenior : ???

LeBron gave Bronny “the look” YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS lmaoo

RT if you’re Liam Rosenior OUT ❌

Wrong.

when the parachutes didn't fill quickly my heart literally fell out of my butt

“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

Project Hail Mary and Artemis II happening at the same time was quite possibly one of the greatest cultural events to happen in recent memory.