Mayoneise
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Mayoneise
@mayoneise__
I made this account for a school project :) kinda extrapolated from there
Katılım Şubat 2023
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@tipimon @Imani_Barbarin i have never been more happy to be proven correct man i was prayinf this would be a smash attack edit
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This is one of my favorite clips on the internet. The way you can see him winding up always sends me… 😂😂😂
mir@mirahamour_
its giving
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Adopted by two dads. Joe Mama will explore the history of Brody Foxx, and his Omniversal origins.
Majin Buu@FaggotBuu
@TheWorstOfTwt does the character brody foxx even have a mom?
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@notpopbase @nav_nav_09 girl this (in your words) "completely irrelevant" account is literally rent free in your head, log off twitter
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@nav_nav_09 at least learn how to spell “a lot” before coming for me
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@amarsh_mello @K1ngslay_er Literally peaked in high school behavior
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@frogonthefritz @Vicfis_ scissors (among a few other items like the daily run unlocks and online achievements) are auto-unlocked to save time/make the run possible :3
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@ubermus @ryanltonge @Pokemon just looked it up, yes. it has an attack that costs 0 energy and prevents the opponent from playing any item cards next turn. very strong
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@jaketropolis @ByYourLogic Literally the first thing that popped in my head when I saw this post
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Military guys have done this since the dawn of time. They’re constantly inventing wagers and competitions that end with one party wearing a dress or lingerie. You don’t know that because 0.0000% of Chabad guys have EVER joined the military and you live in a Brooklyn based cave
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
What is going on at the Air Force…. Reportedly at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico
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talking about suicide prevention to an american: imagine how nice a burger would be for you
Peppermint@failure_gf
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@Fibby1123 @Hoppelite03 @theobservy @NewsWire_US That’s correct, I should’ve added that as a clarification. Thanks for the added context there :D
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@mayoneise__ @Hoppelite03 @theobservy @NewsWire_US That is specifically commercial plane crashes. The one in DC is the first commercial crash since 2009.
There are multiple general aviation (so small private planes) crashes a day. Last year it was ~2-3 crashes and ~1 fatal crash a day.
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I’ll admit this looks VERY silly, but I’d rather a car straight out of the Lorax than a child being in danger due to poor sight lines
Nick Huber@sweatystartup
Wtf is happening?
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@SeanBrust @HayateUesugi @Torin7850 @DiscussKing @TheJakeneutron Now this may sound crazy, but oil is a one time use resource produced from dead creatures million of years ago as well as thermal pressure. You don’t have to plant it because you PHYSICALLY CANNOT renew it
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@HayateUesugi @Torin7850 @DiscussKing @TheJakeneutron Oil is a naturally occuring resource, you dont have to “plant” it
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@Nicoletta0602 @StansKaye19977 @MegEBrock Pulling the “don’t you know who I am?” Card at a doctors office is wild
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Parents, you need to understand that many child-serving institutions no longer view you as THE authority in your child’s life.
Example: Two years ago I took my 7-year-old daughter to the ER to rule out appendicitis where she was seen by a male doctor (who was wearing a he/him pronoun button).
Shortly after walking into our room, the doctor asked my 7-year-old if there was anything she needed to tell him without me in the room.
He assumed that he had the authority to ask me to leave my little girl alone, WHO WAS SEVEN, in an examination room with him.
(There wasn’t a chance I’d allow that)
I remember feeling shocked by his words.
Shocked by his attitude. Shocked he was so brazen as to ask I leave my sweet girl alone with him, a male stranger.
Parents remember: you are the protector, provider and authority in your child’s life.
Don’t ever away your parental rights.
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Being so for real. Why are you so concerned about your child speaking to someone outside of your knowing if you don’t, supposedly, have something to hide
Meg Brock@MegEBrock
Parents, you need to understand that many child-serving institutions no longer view you as THE authority in your child’s life. Example: Two years ago I took my 7-year-old daughter to the ER to rule out appendicitis where she was seen by a male doctor (who was wearing a he/him pronoun button). Shortly after walking into our room, the doctor asked my 7-year-old if there was anything she needed to tell him without me in the room. He assumed that he had the authority to ask me to leave my little girl alone, WHO WAS SEVEN, in an examination room with him. (There wasn’t a chance I’d allow that) I remember feeling shocked by his words. Shocked by his attitude. Shocked he was so brazen as to ask I leave my sweet girl alone with him, a male stranger. Parents remember: you are the protector, provider and authority in your child’s life. Don’t ever away your parental rights.
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