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@mayostnr

i hate my job

Katılım Ekim 2021
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Mayonnaise@mayostnr·
I enjoy dopamine, a tad bit too much
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@d_ftbl Gofundme a sniper to eliminate them at the United game
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substack.com/onyiibekeh@Onyiibekeh·
Gosh almost missed a turn in VI today cause they covered the pothole I used as a landmark for 3 years. 🥹
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ℳ★@ssilvers0ul·
when i break into somebody's house but they're watching arsenal lose a game
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THE BOYS@TheBoysTV·
Grab a box of tissues before ya watch this
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Mayonnaise@mayostnr·
Backing that coach is a choice btw. A serious institution would have sacked him after the PSG games.
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SB@ShowBoat00·
A Delap sub basically means the full time whistle
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Mayonnaise@mayostnr·
Neto has been very good in this game
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𝅙@ImStillDissin·
Nickelodeon accidentally emailed me the entire Avatar aang movie🤦they made Toph straight yall
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Hundo #RoseniorOUT
Hundo #RoseniorOUT@lebronCFC·
We actually sold Rio…. Can’t believe it Could’ve had Rio - Estevao for the next decade.
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Mayonnaise@mayostnr·
@bluelensfc @MG09123 Brother Kompany came from Burnley and his Bayern team is a machine. Maresca former club was Leicester in the championship. I don’t even think Liam is good enough but our players haven’t won shit to be proud
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BlueLensFC@bluelensfc·
@MG09123 He’ll never command their respect or that of any players, unless his CV has trophies in them. He’s forcing things and it’s only a matter of time before it backfires
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MH@MG09123·
Liam Rosenior alluded to there being further hurdles/obstacles needing addressing with Enzo Fernandez, despite his apologies and him missing city game. Overall he clearly stamping his authority & Enzo likely a player who has intentionally or unintentionally undermined the manager
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IP@IsolatedPlay_·
Morgan Rogers is only really good for his final ball. He’s not a devastating carrier or anything between the box, in fact he gets dispossessed a ton, but he does have that X-factor to win you games in the crunch moments. His carrying numbers are devastating in the final 3rd. 0.75 of his carries end in a shot, 0.39 in a chance (Per 90). But for Chelsea this doesn’t make much sense considering Palmer produces near identical numbers in the same zones as Rogers (0.76 & 0.57 in an unfit season for him). My advice would be to stay well away from this player. For a ≈ £50m fee he might as well be worth it. His transfer also wouldn’t make sense from a dynamics perspective, as he would require an overlapping LB which we do not have nor look like addressing in the summer if the reports are anything to go by. It would be a reactionary signing from the directors and board, in attempts to try and prove some kind of point to the supporters and media through buying an expensive, well-renowned, “proven premier league experienced” player, beyond proper footballing intentions.
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MOVIES WORLD 🌎
MOVIES WORLD 🌎@MOVIESWORLD67·
Homelander vs A-Train
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Mayonnaise@mayostnr·
@sambrazy Vitinha is way better, Prem fans are so addicted to runners and workhouses man
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sam⛷@sambrazy·
I genuinely think casuals get Neves and Vitinha mixed up when watching PSG cause Neves is comfortably twice the player he is
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Mayonnaise@mayostnr·
What do they feed PSG players man wtf
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JK 💫@CFCResolute·
@CFCDaily Cash in?? He cost €16m, has been at the club for only a year, showed great promise on loan, and selling him doesn’t do anything for us. In what world does that make sense? He wouldn’t even bring in a big profit with those constant injuries anyway
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CFCDaily@CFCDaily·
Should be cashing in on Anselmino this summer. He might go and have a good career but we can’t risk having players who are injury prone next season. It’s a boring excuse to counter when someone wants progression. We don’t have the time for it anymore.
ICI Alsace@ici_alsace

Gary O'Neil l'entraineur du @RCSA : "Diego Moreira a fait 2 bons derniers entraînements. Il sera dans le groupe. En revanche, on a perdu Aaron Anselmino, touché au quadriceps à l'autre jambe. Emmanuel Emegha est prêt à démarrer le match si on le décide".

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Wizkid@wizkidayo·
Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣
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