Michael Banck

Michael Banck (@mbanck): Quick Benchmark: ANALYZE vs. maintenance_io_concurrency postgr.es/p/6CG

Michael on patroni patterns and Chris on NULLs. Chris is doing live demos like stringing together various typecast sequences and finding new surprise behaviors in the middle of the presentation NULLs are the perfect topic for finding all kinds of corner cases

#postgresql is about to drop support for AIX in future versions - I wonder if anybody is still using that in production? postgresql.org/message-id/3a0…

Michael Banck (@mbanck): Quick Benchmark: PostgreSQL 2024Q1 Release Performance Improvements postgr.es/p/6o5

Unboxing of the new company-managed ThinkPad T14s Gen 3 - running #Debian 12!

In Chicago today for #pgdaychicago, giving a talk about "Patroni Deployments Patterns" for @Instaclustr

Take a look at “Patroni Deployment Patterns” with Michael Banck at PgDay Chicago! buff.ly/3J4o0xm @mbanck @pgdaychicago #PostgreSQL #postgres

After spending a lovely long weekend in Melbourne to shake out the jetlag, I am working from the @instaclustr office in Canberra for the next two weeks, meeting the colleagues there in person and enjoying their coffee machine!

I have uploaded vip-manager 2.1.0 as vip-manager2 to Debian now. This supports the V3 etcd API, while 1.x is still around for the V2 API. Unfortunately, it seems it won't make it into Debian's next release due to the freeze, but packages are available at apt.postgresql.org

We just baked a new major release 3.0.0 of #Patroni @PostgreSQL #HA. It includes two new great features: DCS failsafe mode and Citus integration! Thanks to all users and contributors!🐘🐘🐘 cc @citusdata @hugh_capet @mbanck @JelteF @mulander Release notes: #version-300" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">github.com/zalando/patron…

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As a… – Third-party Twitter client user I want… – API access revoked so that… – I can enjoy a better experience with the official app

Onboard view from Falcon 9’s flight to space and back during smallsat rideshare mission

Money quote: "'I never claimed to be Jewish,' Santos told the Post. 'I am Catholic. Because I learned my maternal family had a Jewish background I said I was "Jew-ish."'" apnews.com/article/2022-m…

Opinion | By halving his net worth in nine months, Elon Musk has done more to reduce income inequality than Bernie Sanders ever did.

Russian state media: Finns are dying of cold due to cutting ties with Russia. Finns: @itsronyrex

Today we're publicly disclosing #HellsKeychain. We proved that by using a chain of vulnerabilities, it's possible to gain access to an internal CI/CD server & carry out a supply-chain attack against IBM Cloud's managed DB service>>

Opinion | I was a lifelong proponent of free speech. Then Kanye West tweeted a picture of me getting hosed down by Ari Emanuel. by Elon Musk

Fun Fact: The World Cup introduced a new ball this year with a sensor that collects spatial positioning data in real-time to make offside reviews more accurate. But it needs to be charged before each match 🤣