Melissa Bongarzone

I’m breaking my social media silence to denounce motion sensing sinks and soap dispensers. I have reached my limit of frustration playing whac-a-mole just to wash my hands and I KNOW everyone feels the same.

@hackerxbella OMG Allie this was my save the date. Please scan the QR code to RSVP!

Just got this in my mailbox. Is disinformation going postal now? Are we…devolving?

@jeff_pollard2 @forrester @hackerxbella @beingageek @Jess_Burn_ @AllaValente I'm spooked!

@hackerxbella @jeff_pollard2 @BrianPKime Allie why are you entertaining it

@jeff_pollard2 @BrianPKime What if it’s an anecdote with charisma?

Don’t bring an anecdote to a data fight.

Vendors: Thinly veiled sexual assault metaphors that cluelessly venn diagram with stalkerware are probably NOT the right pitch to any enterprise. Stop deceiving yourself and be better.

Welcome to Twitter to @ElaineBongarzo2 ! Your bio is astonishingly accurate.

@jeff_pollard2 So woke

Super bowl commercials 2021: disingenuous calls for togetherness, artificial empathy (and oh boy nothing is more insincere than artificial empathy), even more weaponized nostalgia (and bad nostalgia), and tryhard campy garbage. Ugh. “Come together - while buying our stuff”

@jeff_pollard2 @AllaValente I... I... nvm.

For a blog that includes toilet paper and blockchain, this blog doesn't sink to the level of the obvious joke. But it should. Just saying. Make COVID-19 The Supply Chain’s Final Cautionary Tale forr.com/2O7tajH (and yes, that needed another tweet @AllaValente)

@jeff_pollard2 All politicians are the same

So....we’ve agreed that no one can say “All politicians are the same” now? Seems like we should.

@jeff_pollard2 Predictions 2021?

Yeah but I bet his OnlyFans will be 🔥 🔥 🔥

Our 2021 Cybersecurity Predictions report is now Live! As always these are bounded by what we expect to happen in the next 14 months here: forrester.com/fn/1fxTKia7eYF… with @heidishey @infosec_jb @PMcKayAnalyst @JinanBudge @AmyDeMartine @mbongarzone

@sandycarielli Such a great read!!

@jeff_pollard2 You must really love @infosec_jb more than anything then

Just discovered that my love language is ALL CAPS. Thank you for helping me realize this @mbongarzone, it will greatly help me in my professional and personal life.

@AllaValente @CynjaChaseC I might be religious now

@CynjaChaseC Alternate Dimension?

BC = before #coronavirus AD = after Donald?

@BrianPKime @SheSponse @forrester Yes! @SheSponse you can message me to learn more about how we do these “coffee breaks” or for ideas in general.

@SheSponse @mbongarzone organizes virtual coffee breaks for our security & risk team @forrester. She does random trivia, silly surveys, invited family members on for interrogations er .... introductions. Today, one of our UK teammates guest hosted and we got to learn about Scottish slang.

Can someone suggest some good virtual team building ideas?

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Nice

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

@jeff_pollard2 @NTrager @JinanBudge 😑 someone help me pls

@mbongarzone @NTrager @JinanBudge Maybe yours aren’t. Mine are pure klass.

Reading this was like therapy. I always allocate time in my advisories to discuss the depth of the wave process, and what goes behind the scenes. So glad that Jeff has written this, I shall borrow a LOT of that. We do this so that you don't have to!

@jeff_pollard2 @NTrager @JinanBudge Jeff, I think I read somewhere Twitter arguments aren’t classy.

@mbongarzone @NTrager @JinanBudge I’m not 100% sure you should believe her Nicole.

@jeff_pollard2 @NTrager @JinanBudge *For the record* imposing guilt was an unintended consequence of this blog ;). Always great working with you Nicole!!

@NTrager @JinanBudge @mbongarzone If we do another one we will call it “guilt inducing edition” :)