Alla Valente 🇺🇦🌻

BREAKING: The #GRC platforms Wave report is live & these ain't your daddy's GRC tools. What's new/different/better? Check out my blog: forrester.com/blogs/grc-plat…

Done with X! Going to Blue Sky. If you follow me & are so inclined: bsky.app/profile/allava…

new: i have obtained a photo of jd vance in drag while at yale law school

@AVindman Spot on!

Musk buys the loudest loudspeaker on earth to be noticed, realizes his inane yammering draws a cult following, and starts to tweet any drivel—with zero impulse control—that flitters through his increasingly warped mind. Did I get that right?

Hey @NYCMTA_Problems, pls confirm where the Manhattan bound x28 stop is near Union square. Now that construction finished, some buses stop on W15th others on 14th. Bus #2416 decided to skip the stop entirely & started yelling.

@danielleezzo yup.

Dude there was just a mini earthquake in Brooklyn. Did anyone else feel it?

@TheCinesthetic Owen Meany.

What is the saddest death of a fictional character?

@DavidBegnaud Never go on an empty stomach. They’ll tempt you with the free samples & before you know it, you have 5 pound bags of stuff you’ll never eat.

I joined Costco today to buy one item. Just. One. Item. I didn’t even make it past the first display on the other side of the welcome door. Toothpaste. The kind I like. $25 for five packs. I left with $500 worth of items. They sell gas. The line was so long it looked like what I see when I’m covering a hurricane and the storm is about to make landfall and people are scrambling to get the last bit of fuel. Is Costco giving it away for free? 😳 The shopping cart was so big I could’ve slept in it. I pulled into the parking lot and thought there was a concert I wasn’t aware of. I needed to get in and out. I was in there for an hour and 20 minutes. This is not normal behavior. 🤣

@FrankMcG Different disciplines require different governance frameworks. Sure, you can build on what you have for #infosec, #BCM, etc, but different risk domains require a framework that’s contextual. Especially in the absence of federal regulations.

From an infosec perspective, AI is just another technology. If you’re limiting your business because “I have to get a governance structure in place,” you’re not being a good steward to your business. It’s likely in place already: Access, DLP, BC/DR, etc. policies. Nothing new.

@fatemehx2 Now do FDR!

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@rschwager But the ghosts come out at night.

@AllaValente If business travel and the hotel is a place to sleep and possibly a drink at night, historic.

NEED opinion for hotel: option A. historic & haunted or option B. modern & generic? #analystlife

@m49D4ch3lly Indeed they can.

Third-party software updates can introduce vulnerabilities. Stay vigilant! ??

@IL0VEthe80s “Fragile. It must be Italian.”

Name a movie quote that gives away the film WITHOUT saying the title! Go!!

@grushkay @TheBearFX Where do I sign up?

I might teach my entire #projectmanagement course using Season 2 of @TheBearFX

@beingageek So glad for you!

@InfoSecSherpa Me too. I-95 on opening day. Was hoping for confetti’s. Instead I got traffic. Figures.

I did it! I drove over the new part of I-95 about 30-45 minutes after it opened. Well done, Philly & Delco.

Fueling founders is NOT a ‘material risk’ I saw coming. Until now. #RiskManagement #financial #disclosure fortune.com/2023/06/20/two…

@hackerxbella @rvobrien @nordstromrack @StreamOnMax @Kia I’ll bet they paid some creative firm thousands of dollars for that monstrosity! Oof!

@rvobrien @AllaValente @nordstromrack @StreamOnMax @Kia Same

First the new @nordstromrack logo, now @StreamOnMax ….who else is going to have a terrible logo redesign or can we please be done with this