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A never-fail recipe for disaster

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mbulance1@mbulance1·
@wonderartsy That hat is beautiful and it coordinates so nicely with that pretty mask!
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The Lone Masker
The Lone Masker@wonderartsy·
#MaskUp to avoid catching and spreading illness this holiday season. Especially if traveling! Someone said they get the better treatment / less hostility while wearing this color and I can confirm that seems to be true.
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Jerome Adams@JeromeAdamsMD·
What’s your favorite vegetable? 🥕 🥦 🌽 🤔
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mbulance1@mbulance1·
@1goodtern "I’m so sick of being sick all the time, I wish there was something I could do!!"
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If I see another post saying "people who aren't sick the whole time, how do you do it?" I will scream the word MASKING so loud that the moon will explode.
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mbulance1@mbulance1·
@LisaLyles15 @keetmuise So many times someone has said to me "oh no, you aren’t sick, are you? I have a trip coming up and I can’t afford to get anything". I am the one in an N95 and they’re barefaced. Make it make sense.
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Keith
Keith@keetmuise·
Son randomly says to a relative yesterday, “you know what really annoys me sometimes, when people ask me if I’m wearing a mask because I’m sick, I’m like no, I’m wearing it cause I don’t want to get sick. It’s like asking me if I’m wearing a raincoat because I’m wet, like bruh.”
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mbulance1@mbulance1·
@bitterbichon Like I always say, who wouldn’t want that? Sounds FUN!
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Bitter Bichon
Bitter Bichon@bitterbichon·
Razor blade throat has arrived in the Midwest! I was shopping for clothes today, and the clerk knew the lady next to me. The clerk asked about her sister. She responded, "Everyone in the house is sick, including me. I have a terrible sore throat." Thank goodness for N95s!
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mbulance1@mbulance1·
@courtneyellis Hmmm… ours go through kids and non-fiction books faster than fiction, so we try to keep a good backstock. Told everyone that we appreciate unwanted (non-mildewed) books, and not to throw them away(!)/donate to Savers. Libraries and non-profits give us leftovers from their sales.
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Courtney Ellis 🎈
Courtney Ellis 🎈@courtneyellis·
What’s something you’re so excited about that you have to yell? MY LITTLE FREE LIBRARY KIT ARRIVES TODAY
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Dolores G. Morris
Dolores G. Morris@DoloresGMorris·
@courtneyellis Well, my daughter is 100% done with hearing about the SELTZER ON TAP, with flavored syrups, at my new office space…but I’m not done sharing about it!
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Sam Ghali, M.D.
Sam Ghali, M.D.@EM_RESUS·
Hi, ER Doc here. I’ve used this account for over 10 years now to teach people about medical emergencies. It’s my birthday today and I’m hoping to hit 700K followers to be able to reach more people. Can I get some follows and reposts to help me get there?
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Naomi Harvey “PhD Witch” #WearAMask
This is not two different roses, it is the same rose the day it opened (left in yellow) and again a couple of days later. I call it my rhubarb & custard rose 🌹 (Photos courtesy of my father in law to show me what was in my garden)
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💥 Nurse D, RN/1L
💥 Nurse D, RN/1L@TakeThatNurses·
Most of the victims of the LA fires were over 65 and had multiple comorbidities. Plus, among the people affected, the fire has only had a 0.007% mortality rate. Such a huge deal being made over nothing
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mbulance1@mbulance1·
@jtrebach Those are gorgeous! Surprise tofu is one of the best kinds of tofu.
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Josh Trebach, MD
Josh Trebach, MD@jtrebach·
husband made me fried onigiri and it has surprise tofu inside (my favorite kind of surprise)
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mbulance1@mbulance1·
@portna @LadyChuan aren’t all of those listed as a potential adverse effect of brushing your teeth?
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Arturo Portnoy
Arturo Portnoy@portna·
@LadyChuan Aaaah yes. The classical Crest mint toothpaste massive headache, chest pains and coughing. 🤡
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Lady Chuan
Lady Chuan@LadyChuan·
Coworker hasn’t had taste nor smell for 3 weeks… which started with a massive headache, chest pains and coughing. She said that she must be allergic to Crest mint toothpaste because she just started using it again. Infectious Disease “expert” 🙄 Anything But Covid.
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I Dissent@DissentFu·
@mbulance1 @BirdieBittern Oh you have an infectious disease debt then. No worries, Im sure RFK will be around shortly to slather you in viruses to make sure you stay as healthy as possible!
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