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@keyyan130 @JCarhire Iko kwa how to move. Hapo unahire vijana na mikokoteni. Or you hire zile malorry kubwa mzee. Cartels have them for rent.

@mburuchamp @JCarhire Lorry ya kubeba umepewa ama?

Show me a business where you can invest once and earn monthly without chasing customers like a heartbroken lover. Capital: KES 1.2M. Target: KES 45K+ monthly. I’m listening.

@KyaloIntel Hujaelewa kitu nimesema mzee💀💀

@mburuchamp Weka ya luj

Nadia Mukami walking away from Arrow Boy is something I personally expected because of stark differences in intelligence. Nadia Mukami is an intellectual. She is highly intelligent, properly learned, and well-informed about various aspects of life. On the other hand, Arrow Bwoy was a meat vendor after completing high school. His scope of thinking about life is very limited. Apart from having money, Arrow Bwoy cannot engage you in an intelligent conversation. Nadia loved Arrow Bwoy because he was a trending artist with shows and money. Not because he matched her intellect. As I have always said, ukipata bibi mjuaji kama Nadia Mukami, you must SUBMIT. Nadia herself says she has to balance work, motherhood, music, etc. She is not an average woman. She has all the characteristics of a CORPORATE WIMIN. As her husband, you must lie low and submit. If you can't, haiwezi. True to my prediction, hii imeenda. Halafu mimi siombei watu mabaya lakini kuna couple moja ya comedian imebaki. Give it a few months or just a year or two.

Kenya’s government has spent Sh1.1 trillion on government operations and maintenance in the first nine months of the current financial year, including on office supplies, on fuel, on travel, and on utilities.

@moneyacademyKE For context, 1.1 trillion is equivalent to having 1.1 BILLION notes. One KSh 1,000 note is 14.2 cm long. 1.1 billion × 14.2 cm = 15,620,000,000 cm= 156,200 km. Kenya is about 1,025 km. You can place the notes around Kenya 152 times and around the whole world 4 times {40,075 km}

@Osama_otero Ungeongeza in some institutions. Some institutions depend on experience to run. Why should someone attain the prof status and retire early? Institutions zingine require hot blood. Shida ni to achieve this we need to have top discipline. Sadly, we are all greedy.

Actually retirement age inafaa kupunguzwa

@waithera_jk I guess I am broken. I was waiting for a sad ending

unrelated but a few years ago this man slid in my dms and we hit it off. when he got to Nairobi, he wanted to get his mom a car so mimi huyooo looking asking sorting checking until we got one, wrapped a cute ribbon on it and delivered it to her. wholesome wholesome stuff but…

@WilliamsRuto @Arsenal It has not been quite an experience having you as our president. #rejectfinancebill2026

It has been quite an experience to follow @Arsenal Football Club's epic adventure, from times of struggle and crushing setback, to successive seasons of recovery and resurgence on their glorious path to the summit of the English Premier League. In this time, we have witnessed the power of hope, resilience, focus and relentless hardwork in action, and watched a team of dedicated professional do battle against formidable adversaries, matchday after matchday. Tonight, the great reward is won. The team is victorious. It's faith and dedication is vindicated. And our commitment to succeed through work, discipline and teamwork is affirmed. Congratulations to the Gunners

@georgediano Ni lazima kweli hizi siku ziishe? x.com/i/status/20570…

I still remember this day like it was yesterday. Here he was practicing how he will drink taxes. Then his mumu followers (Me included) thought that tea was better than Kanamba speciioo, and the dizasta above was the engine behind Uhuru's success. Waaaaaaaiii Nyasaye, Shukisha!!😭

@NigeriaStories If he were Kenyan, I am sure he would be elected in the next general election as a governor.

BREAKING: viral Controversial celebrity, Egonga has been released after serving a 2 year jail term in Equatorial Guinea.

This will feel like another 5 year term 447 days

@Mbinya__ Hii asubuhi yote Mary

I could be physically tired but I can still fuck. 😭😭😭

@maktejah_ KDZ inshallah

@maktejah_ KDZ inshallah💪

@C_NyaKundiH These guys had already agreed yesterday, but to create a diversion, they had to cause a scene to make the story believable and we as the clowns we are we are easy to believe whatever they feed us. Now wait and see how this story will be forgotten, and guess who will suffer.

Nothing serious will come out of these suspended matatu talks because the real problem is not lack of meetings, it is a government that keeps creating economic fires and then pretending to negotiate over the smoke. This seven-day suspension is not peace but another powder keg sitting under Ruto’s regime. Every new fuel fight, every levy, every strike, every angry sector and every broken promise becomes another trap and another landmine on the road ahead. I keep wondering how Ruto imagines surviving another term when there is no election nearby to blame, no campaign season to escape into, and almost no room left to fix anything because the country is drowning in odious debt. The regime is now trapped in a debt prison of its own making, where even pretending to help one group requires robbing another suffering Kenyan somewhere else. If I were Ruto, I would not even try to run again, because even if he performed a miracle and forced his way back, this experiment cannot work forever. You cannot rule a wounded country through taxes, police threats, confusion and temporary deals while hope keeps disappearing from the economy.

@Mzungu44 Brayo the biker ama😂😂

This girl showed me shege,sjui nipaste namba mumsalimie? Alichukuliwa ni msee anaitwa Brayo btw

@georgediano Reset is necessary x.com/i/status/20566…

But how can one be this STUPID, FOOLISH & INEPT. According to this porcupine, Matatus are on strike Because Ruto is a Kalenjin. They have to keep on name dropping Uhuru and tribal escapism for anything that goes wrong in the country. Murkomen and his fellow Yamune cartels have made the Kalenjin community undisputedly the most tribalistic community in Kenya. NB: Look at that other partially blind mumu back there standing with his big coconut head,, he's probably thinking about where he's going to send his Kondele goons Next.

With all due respect, #rejectfuelprices