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Funbags McFuckstick™

@mc_funbags

Victim/survivor of a vicious eyelash curler accident 04/01/14 #ADHD. she/her, occasionally wtf

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SaltyGoat
SaltyGoat@SaltyGoat17·
Who else would REALLY like to see this motherfcker in prison?
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🇺🇸💪♥️ I do not care what anyone thinks about me for saying this today. Because President Trump deserves to hear it. And I am done waiting for the right moment. This is the right moment. President Trump, thank you. Not for a policy. Not for an executive order. Not for a rally or a speech or a headline. For something so much more personal than any of those things. Thank you for waking up every single morning at 79 years old, when staying in bed would have been so much easier. Thank you for skipping meals that went cold, for missing family moments that never came back, for traveling to countries most Americans cannot find on a map, for sitting in briefings before most of America opened its eyes, for carrying criticism that would have broken most people permanently, for getting back up every single time the world said stay down, for donating every single dollar of your salary, for giving up the most comfortable life imaginable to sit in the most uncomfortable chair on earth and carry the weight of 340 million people without once asking any of us to notice. You did not have to do any of this. You had everything…the money, the properties, the comfortable life, the peace…and you gave all of it away for a country that does not always stop to say thank you. And today I am stopping. Because I refuse to be part of that silence anymore. Today, in front of every single American reading this, I want to say what most people feel but never actually say out loud. Thank you, President Trump, for everything you gave that we never asked for, for everything you carried that we never fully saw, for every morning you chose America over yourself. We see you. We feel it. And we are more grateful than words will ever fully capture. God bless you. God protect you. And God keep giving you the strength to carry what most of us could never lift. 🇺🇸💪♥️
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Wendy Patterson
Wendy Patterson@wendyp4545·
I'm Wendy nobody. Born and Raised Catholic. Lover of Jesus Christ. Believer in the Trinity. I proclaim that this is not a Pope therefore he is not my Pope. He is a Chicago Politician who has the Title Pope. The Bible warned us about men like him. @Pontifex
The Economist@TheEconomist

For almost a thousand years, world leaders have mostly tried not to upset the Roman pontiff. That is until Donald Trump told Pope Leo XIV that he needed to “get his act together” economist.com/united-states/…

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Funbags McFuckstick™
Funbags McFuckstick™@mc_funbags·
@seanhannity I'm an atheist, and even I am disgusted that you chose your cult leader over your religious leader. This just proves what little backbone you twats have. Grow a spine. Stop drinking the kool-aid and grow the fuck up.
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Sam Costner
Sam Costner@samuel_costner·
Abortion is worse than slavery and it's not even close
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Carl Fourre
Carl Fourre@CarlNutcase57·
@JoJoFromJerz You are the pervert. Do you give a peck when you greet a good friend? At least he's not sniffing little girls hair.
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Alex
Alex@My84can·
@BenStiller You couldn't pay me enough to watch this steaming pile of politicized agenda pushing preachy nonsence. 💩
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Funbags McFuckstick™
Funbags McFuckstick™@mc_funbags·
@RealRRothschild @BenStiller Have you taken your meds? This post is clearly a joke. You're just an angry magat who sees everything as an opportunity to rage at the elite. You do realise you stan a billionaire who doesn't give a fuck about you, right?
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Robert Tate
Robert Tate@RealRRothschild·
You publicly posted: “This was not the photo I approved.” Yet the Hollywood machine still slapped your face on the Focker-In-Law poster with Ariana Grande and De Niro anyway. They didn’t give a damn about your opinion on your own damn movie. How does it feel knowing that even as a card-carrying liberal Hollywood elite, the industry you’ve spent decades defending and donating to still treats you like a controllable prop with zero real power? All that virtue-signaling, all those lectures about “respect” and “agency”... and they won’t even respect your own face on a poster.
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Mr. Curmudgeon too@DupskeRay·
@dora5212016 @nainbosan01 I never said or implied that. I just get fed up with all the socialistic POS democrats that just trash President Trump but never contribute anything useful. Let those without sin, cast the first stone.
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Nain Bosan
Nain Bosan@nainbosan01·
This is a video of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein with children.. This is the video that the Department of Justice deleted yesterday.. Now they want to remove it from the internet.. Share this everywhere...
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
This one is so much more accurate than the original.
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Cindy K
Cindy K@MAGAMAHACindy·
@tengland_150 Correct! I don’t and never will! I also stand against the pope which is my right. My post was about showing hypocrisy. Boy people get triggered easily. 🤣
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Trisha Hope - National Delegate-TX
Trisha Hope - National Delegate-TX@JustTheTweets17·
I was a long time Trump supporter, I became a National Delegate to make certain Trump was seated as the nominee. While en-route to Wisconsin, I learned of the attempt on Trump's life at the Butler rally. I was in the middle of having dinner at a restaurant in Little Rock, AR. We immediately got the check and left, I was very upset. Prior to learning of the "assassination attempt" I was to scheduled to do an interview with The Washington Post, they had a reporter who was going to shadow me at the convention. He reached out to me after the shooting in a way that I found lacked concern for Trump, so I canceled the interview and did not allow them to shadow me. The purpose of allowing them to follow me was to bring awareness to J6ers. One of the hats I wore at the convention dawned the images of 4 J6ers, that hat now sits in the Smithsonian. At the convention of course there was massive concern for President Trump the consensus was it was divine intervention that saved Trump and we were all incredibly grateful. On the night Trump spoke, he had the ear patch on and many in the crowd did also. As Trump begin to speak, he started with this: “So many people have asked me what happened. Tell us what happened, please. And therefore, I will tell you exactly what happened, and you’ll never hear it from me a second time, because it’s actually too painful to tell.” As I stood on the convention floor you could have heard a pin drop as he spoke. My first thought was how odd for him to begin this way. He was nearly assassinated just a few days before and yet he was declaring this would be the only time he spoke of it, that was my first red flag. When people tell a lie, certainly a big one it is tough to keep all the details straight and doing so is an effort. In my opinion Trump made that statement to stop any further conversation about what happened. He gave us his official story, would only do it once and that was the end of it. Now we all know no one loves Trump more than Trump so this to me felt completely out of character. Fast forward to the questioning of Secret Service on how this was allowed to happen. If you look at the perfectly timed ICONIC photo Trump standing triumphantly screaming FIGHT, FIGHT FIGHT, certainly this was divine intervention....right? Following the inauguration, I found it odd that Trump wasn't going aggressively after those who allowed this to happen. He seemed to behave like it was no big deal. His Secret Service detail failed him massively, allowed him to be shot, and they allowed that perfectly timed photo op to take place Instead of his SS detail being terminated as they should have been, Trump made the gentleman in the white shirt the HEAD of the Secret Service on January 22, 2025. Instead of losing his job Sean Curran was given a massive promotion. Now, I want you to look critically at this photo. They allowed President Trump to stand up, exposing multiple potential kill shots, as the flag is gently lowered. Interesting that the other SS agents lower their heads as the perfectly time ICONIC photo is taken. Honestly, it couldn't have been scripted better if were to have been done in a studio. Since the attempt on his life, Trump has show no interest in investigating what really happened. He never mentions it, it's as if it never happened, except when he tells us, he took a bullet for us. As for Corey Comperatore, he was used in this plot, someone had to die otherwise, it would have been much easier to claim it was a HOAX. They killed Corey, likely because he was truly a real life hero, one people would rally behind and defend passionately, as they should. Then to top it off, they used Corey to their benefit at the convention. To this day his wife is begging for answers, answers she has repeatedly been denied. Sadly, they have no more use for her, she no longer matters. If you cannot look at this story, and use critical thinking skills and have at least some questions, you are the problem and we need you to snap out of it.
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Maryam
Maryam@hell_line0·
She had an ectopic pregnancy. Non-viable. Dangerous. The pharmacist refused the medication. Cited "conscience clause." She went to the ER. Her tube ruptured. She lost her fertility. He kept his license. They call it religious freedom. I call it medical malpractice sanctioned by the state. But go ahead, keep saying no one dies from these aws.
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Warren
Warren@swd2·
Doesn’t know a single verse in the Bible. Mocks the poor and the disabled. Threatens to murder a civilization on Easter. Posts AI photos of himself as Jesus. And you evangelicals are still out there making excuses for him?
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James Tate
James Tate@JamesTate121·
Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”
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Funbags McFuckstick™
Funbags McFuckstick™@mc_funbags·
@blue_eyes_0928 Why would you love this president if you are, indeed, a christian? He is the antithesis of what Christians should look up to. He is a horrible, horrible man. Jesus would be disgusted at anyone who uses his name as their way of life and then follows that conman.
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𝑴𝒆𝒈𝒉𝒂𝒏@blue_eyes_0928·
I have no words. I stand with Trump, I love my President, but as a Christian, I’m speechless. Maybe he doesn’t realize how deep this picture looks or would represent, but I can’t condone this. I have no words. At the end of the day, Trump is man, not Jesus. Wow.
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chiky handler
chiky handler@chiky_handlr·
Trump supporters are threatening to leave the US if Trump is sent to prison. 🫨 Do you agree with them?
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