Maggie Cannon

We watched @survivorcbs all quarantine. And so we had to play. vm.tiktok.com/ZMeK8Foqk/

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

Normalize closing the toilet lid before you flush.

Ah yes the nightly regimen of Vegetable Placenta to keep the skin looking young.

Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.

Here’s an idea: financial inequality but make Uber cheaper for women that don’t want to risk even a 10min walk home?

Just thinking about the time my mom convinced me to wear a pant power suit to my 8th grade winter dance. 🙃

I can’t believe I have to clean up after cooking for the rest of my life.

I can’t believe I have to figure out what to eat for dinner for the rest of my life.

The viewfinder The shot

We should have known it was too good to be true.

@survivorcbs - new season idea, Survivor: Covid Pod. We’ve got a tribe of 6 in NYC ready to head to the island.

That should fix it

it’s crazy how the virus is so much worse right now than it was when i was sanitizing my groceries

What Trump probably smells like.

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through

@dylnrwn As they should.

Mr. Trump paid no federal income taxes in 11 of 18 years that The Times examined. In 2017, after he became president, his tax bill was only $750.

Why my neighbors already have a giant skeleton in their front yard in september