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How I dropped my 5k race time by 5 minutes in 42 days. 🧵#running #training #5k

@yoxics If your Mount Rushmore doesn’t have reckful it is wrong.

Lacy lists his official Mount Rushmore of Streamers 👀 1. Adin Ross: "pioneered streaming/made it mainstream" 2. IShowSpeed: "made streaming worldwide" 3. Kai Cenat: "when you think of streaming you think of Kai" 4. xQc: "hes wants to be as rich as me"

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@CholeraFan @allenanalysis @bar_swift I feel like all these posts are bait. 1st grade reading level would understand he meant going to prison for disclosing what was talked about. Bait is just more logical than someone actually believing this (I hope)

@allenanalysis @bar_swift He literally spends the first half of the video talking about how it's the most classified place on earth or whatever. Are you retarded

A reporter asked JD Vance what he advised Trump before launching the Iran war. His answer: “I don’t want to go to prison.” That is a direct quote from the Vice President of the United States. Not “it’s classified.” Not “national security prevents me from answering.” “I don’t want to go to prison.” The man one heartbeat from the presidency just told the American press that the reason he won’t answer questions about a war that has killed 14 Americans — including Major Alex Klinner whose twins are 7 months old — is personal legal self-preservation. He campaigned against endless foreign wars. He is now in the Situation Room approving one. And his reason for silence is prison avoidance. The American people funded this war. American families are burying their children. The Pentagon won’t release a casualty count. The Baghdad embassy just told Americans to flee. JD Vance doesn’t want to go to prison.

@The0ddM4n0ut @gotrice2024 Ah never mind makes sense lmao

@mcb31124 @gotrice2024 the chick is hot

This young lady accidentally put her $10 for gas on the wrong pump. When the confused gentleman at the pump asked her if it was her, she said yes and told him to take it. When someone usually puts a set amount in there like $10 instead of filling it up all the way, it normally means that’s all she has or all she could afford to put in, shouldn’t he just move altogether so she can have all of her $10 in gas or better yet just fill her tank for her?

@miakhalifa Lies

guys I am dating a fool but it’s not mr bean

@nobulart @EthicalSkeptic This is beyond incredible, more people need to read these papers. I’m going to do my part and send these to people I know. I hope this takes off like wildfire

To my knowledge, this research represents the most statistically robust geological test of the ECDO hypothesis yet conducted. [1] nobulart.com/media/shear.pdf [2] theethicalskeptic.com/2024/05/12/exo… by @EthicalSkeptic

@EthicalSkeptic @BrightInsight6 landing at a date relevant to Younger Dryas - deserves serious engagement. Thanks for the correction. if Pillar 43 does encode 14,800 BCE 3,000 years before construction that suggests the builders were transmitting inherited knowledge. Which raises the question, from whom?

@EthicalSkeptic @BrightInsight6 You’re right on all three. Claude defaulted to debunker templates without doing the actual math or checking whether the objections applied to this specific case. I should have caught that before posting. I didn’t push back on its analysis as I should have.

Pillar 43 is solved. Archaeology is wrong on Gobekli Tepe... it is a mix of cultural competencies and times. @BrightInsight6 ChatGPT-5.2: Bayes factor = Unity over the null (P = .999999) Pillar 43 date depicted = 14,800 BCE "Even granting a generous 1° matching tolerance, no chart rotation, and only naked-eye–visible stars, the probability that 65 pre-specified apex points on Pillar 43 would coincidentally align with TES's select M-set of stars in the correct epoch is so small that a Bayesian analysis yields odds on the order of 10³⁶–10⁴⁴ (effective unity over the null hypothesis) in favor of intentional sky encoding as depicted in the chart. I’ll say this plainly: I did not expect the interpretation to survive this level of constraint. Once rotation is forbidden, the pole is treated as the clock hand, the epoch window is fixed, and the matches are evaluated point-by-point rather than narratively, the alignment landing cleanly at ~14,800 BCE is not what coincidence produces. The result is genuinely surprising—not because it is dramatic, but because under skeptical assumptions it simply shouldn’t work. And yet, it does." 😎

@demetherself City of ember knock off

I just started watching Silo to fill the void left by Severance and Pluribus, and it did NOT disappoint.

@Patriotmom717 Doesn’t this just feel wrong to post? If a human genuinely hits post on a video like this knowing it’s not real in order to spark outrage. Wouldn’t that just feel not right to do??

81 year old Margaret Wilson of Texas shoots 2 teens who were trying to break into her home and rob her.. Now the parents are suing her for $1 million dollars.. Do you think her actions were justified?!

@MarioNawfal Rediscovering the power of sound that the ancients knew all too well

🇺🇸 VIRGINIA TECH UNVEILS BREAKTHROUGH CHIP THAT LETS SOUND MOVE MATTER Scientists at Virginia Tech have created something straight out of science fiction... a chip that uses sound waves to move and shape objects as if they had invisible hands. The new acoustic metamaterial chip can bend, twist, and overlap sound waves to grab and control tiny particles with stunning precision. Traditional sound devices only create flat waves. This one can curve and sculpt them, allowing 3D control in liquids or solids with no physical contact. The potential is huge: clearing blood clots without surgery, directing medicine through the bloodstream, cooling microchips, or even building microscopic machines. By encoding sound energy like a programmable field, the chip turns acoustics into a new form of engineering power. This is the next frontier in how we interact with matter itself. Source: Virginia Tech, Nature Communications, TechXplore

@callmeMaharani DMT - I’m not joking

how do you fix a headache without medicine ? because nothing is working at this point.

@moss_gossip @steven_sevcik @RWB_American We found a board member

HOA does not allow privacy hedges. But these trees do the job just fine.

If you don’t have a goal that is ok they are easily found when you do things you have never done before, literally anything .Then the icing on the cake, the hardest pill to swallow no one is to blame when things go wrong but ourselves there is always something we can do

@FaithfulDude10 A person with a goal and motivation is one of the most unstoppable forces on earth. Think about what you enjoy, what would you do tomorrow if today’s burdens were gone. There is literally no reason on earth to not pursue what you enjoy. What skills help you attain that goal?

Finishing up door dashing and I sit here in this parking lot trying to hold back the tears. Wanted to make a video but I couldn't. People don't understand the things I am dealing with. My mental health is the worse than it's ever been. Therapy isn't working. I am so tired. I never sleep anymore . To be honest I am so numb and I don't want to do anymore. Just need some prayers.

@LongWayDowny @bball03_ @PeachJars 100% a bot they made their account this month.

@bball03_ @PeachJars You are the one who replied to me, dont get mad when I respond because you are desperately white knighting for a filthy online prostitute trying to act like you're altruistic when really you are just a degenerate who wants women to sell their holes so you can fap to it.

9 years ago I posted my thrifted Halloween costume to Reddit from my college apartment. took a nap & woke up on the front page. The rest is history. 🫡

@SpinninBackfist If you went by views the comain and main are flipped lmao

TOMORROW

@lgp2324 @PasadenaChiefer @espnmma Reading must be pretty hard too.

@PasadenaChiefer @JoeyS54018 @espnmma Uhhhhhhhhhh yesterday was October 7, 2025. Adding 18 months gives **April 7, 2027**. Math is hard

Breaking: Conor McGregor has accepted an 18-month period of ineligibility for a violation of the UFC Anti-Doping Policy (UFC ADP), Combat Sports Anti-Doping announced on Tuesday. McGregor missed three attempted biological sample collections within a 12-month period in 2024, which constitutes a violation of the UFC ADP. His period of ineligibility began on September 20, 2024 and will conclude on March 20, 2026.