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The light in my eyes went out and was replaced by a much brighter and energy efficient LED years ago
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Timble McBungleweed
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Timble McBungleweed
@mcbungleweed
Official ambassador of Dumbfuckistan
bigslappy.exe Katılım Mart 2019
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Boy I sure love changing oil on a hot ass engine. Everyone should experience changing oil on a hot ass engine at least once in their life. Nothing beats changing oil on a hot ass engine
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@basilYam @graveunfurling Ahh I see. In that case I would know even fewer people on there than I do here lol (also you’re very kind)
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You need a bunch of friends on there who know u well enuf to have opinions on ur character and appearance. For example I could connect w u on there and I would say u were physically attractive and friendly and a few other things. I wouldn’t know for some other traits like “has integrity” just cuz we don’t know each other well enuf for that. So it’s more about friendship than following.
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@BobJohn13464743 @Disky12397 @TownsUsa As someone who’s known many LDS and former LDS (I live in Idaho), antidepressants are very common in a lot of those situations. Also, there are Mormons in every tax bracket.
Not saying they’re any worse than other highly organized religions, but they’re not without their issues
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@Disky12397 @TownsUsa Mormons? From the outside it looks like Mormons have their shit together, always rich, always big families with no divorced parents. They seem alright
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missing an important "the" here
Vintage Maps@vintagemapstore
The Suicide Belt, the US region where most people take their own lives
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@basilYam @graveunfurling Tangential question but if I were to go on glosso would I need a sizeable following to get interesting results like this or does it work some other way?
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@ksbspecialops I too feel like I’d be on Twitter a lot more if I were single. It’s hard to allocate the mental energy for good tweets when you’re in love
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Timble McBungleweed retweetledi
love twitter because On Twitter it’s easy to be like oh this is fine. but like in Real Life like if I knew these people in Real Reality I’d be like why’d u even post that. Not to be in nobody business yknow. just sharing some feelings
gordie by the sea@thetransportcr
candids of me listening to my best friend tell me about the girl he'd been seeing.
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I joined a club in college specifically because my now-fiancée was in it and I wanted an excuse to talk to her
Jordan K@JordykJordan
Had a period where I asked couples how they met and the beautiful ones always met in a way that twitter would have nuked the man over.
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@basilYam I think the whole “cold approach” thing requires a certain level of social finesse on both sides. The woman needs to be able to gracefully decline, and the man needs to be able to approach her in a way that makes the decline easy to give
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I get that a lot of women are easily freaked out by stuff like this and thus don’t like it, I’m wondering how many of those women feel comfortable turning someone down flat
Officer Frenly (High IQ)@FrenlyOfficer
That’s not at all what I said. If you’re in public, it is legal for men to approach you and start a conversation in the hopes of starting a romance. This is a good thing for you, for the men, and for society as a whole. This is not the same as asking for sex.
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@basilYam I feel this. Unfortunately, many people I dislike seem to like me and, even more unfortunately, this has worked to my benefit multiple times
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Camera (which inevitably leads me back to Computer)
taoki@justalexoki
so what do you guys like to do for fun that isn't Computer
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The one time I had a fwb arrangement I realized after a few months that I what I really wanted was a relationship and ended it soon after
inge@chekichbitch
I have male friends who have a lot of casual sex, and the experience is not really what it’s cracked up to be
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@3amthoughtdaily The blind must stop leading the blind
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@mcbungleweed Finding love and still tweeting relationship advice like a retired warrior coming back to the battlefield
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The worst thing you can do when you find the love of your life is leave the Twitter dating discourse. They need you now more than ever
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Timble McBungleweed retweetledi
@mightydudbolt Let my girl best friend once text a girl on tinder for me, her first and only message was "where do you live" before i was blocked😂
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Really is a shame the Freemasons aren’t talked about as much as they used to. My dad and grandpa being Freemasons used to be a banger for 2 truths and lie
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@ksbspecialops If it’s a physical ailment then I recommend watching The Big Lebowski. If it’s an emotional ailment then I also recommend watching The Big Lebowski
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@ANateForFate Witwer’s Starkiller had some of the most insane deliveries of any video game character ever and I love him for it
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I love how Witwer's delivery here is so loud that it sounds like he almost blew the mic out.
robby ☻@robby_weidemann
vader had way too much joy in lying here
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@KaptainKrunch97 As unrealistic as it is, I’ll rate a game a full point higher if you can launch a guy across the room by shooting him point blank with a shotgun. That shit is always funny to me idc
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One of the biggest selling points for me in FPS games are the ragdolls and holy shit that guy in the beginning got FUCKED UP LMAOOO
WARDOGS@WARDOGS
Gameplay-driven audio cues allow you to react and adapt to threats in the heat of the moment. ▫️ Distinct friendly and enemy footstep volumes ▫️ Shot confirmation without UI clutter Watch the full 4K DEVLOG now: youtube.com/watch?v=MlbxDN…
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@keysmashbandit Do they want to hire a media guy from Boise to fix their (respectfully) fuckass lighting and audio?
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Sans the outfits this is basically what my range days with the fellas are like
Gengar11@Gengar11teen
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