McDad

My daughter didn’t believe I could do a push up, so I dropped and knocked out 10 for her. Doctor: And that’s the reason you’re here today?

@NBCNews Unleash the fear mongering!

It has been assumed that hantavirus is contagious only if someone is in close contact with someone who’s having symptoms. Some experts now suggest it’s possible it may be more contagious than thought. nbcnews.com/health/health-…

@rainysoinlove Same

my spotify wrapped is literally just going to be the great divide.

Raising teens is fun if you want someone to think you’re the dumbest human alive while simultaneously needing your help to do anything

They still haven't told us the truth about what happened in Miami in 2024

@MissSassbox @JamesRoderickB I need these poop bags now though

we don't want one hour shipping, we want the workers to have one hour for lunch instead

@KevinMoss216 Who hurt you

Sitting on a beach is one of the more overrated life experiences

@BohmIsKing Oops

THE BRAVES ARE DOWN 6-0 IN THE 2ND 😳😳😳 I TRIED TO TELL Y’ALL THEY WERE FRAUDS 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣

@mangocatlives 🤣

can this woman leave us alone for one year

@micheal_ws18 I have a dog. Can I get back pay?

You’re offered $250k, but you have to wake up at 5am every day for the rest of your life. Do you take it?

@DrewBricks I feel like they’ve been running the same story over and over for 2 seasons

Anyone else just… completely lose interest in The Boys?

@Anthony_Vandy3 A Masters? That’s not true

The Pavia jokes are funny, but at the end of the day he’s still made his millions and has a Masters from Vandy. He’ll be alright with or without football.

@Demeter_Erinia My dog standing on my face

Serious question. Why do people 50+ wake up like at 5 a.m.?

@RealSkipBayless Scared? Wow. I never thought about his scare record

I realize his off-field has caused some concerns, but Diego Pavia deserved better than a minicamp tryout with the Ravens. He did lead the Vanderbilt Commodores to a 6-2 SEC record, did beat Bama the season before, did scare Texas twice.

@NFL_DovKleiman wtf? you’ve never seen someone happy and excited for someone?

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: New safety Dillon Thieneman’s sister Kiera has gone viral for her facial reactions during her brother's NFL post-draft interview. We have never seen anything like this. 💀💀💀

@MLFootball What’s weird? He’s excited, happy, overwhelmed, speechless. Good for him

TRENDING: This video of Tennessee #Titans first-round pick pass rusher Keldric Faulk has gone viral across social media. One of the weirdest interviews you will see immediately after a player is selected. 🤔😳

@ImBreckWorsham @Slp1144Pierce No they didn’t

9,000 Microsoft employees lost their jobs today. 9k. But we're living in the "best economy ever!"

@AdrianneCurry 1000%

I dont believe anything anymore. The news, the pundits, the posts....none of it. Its all theater, war propaganda, & Hollywood scripts. Im so over this sh!t.

@filmlver 👏

project hail mary could be in theaters for 186.3 years and it still wouldn’t be enough

@andywalkerhq AAA the way to go

Battery died in my car. Called a mobile repair business. This is what they quoted me for replacement. What do you guys think?

@mistressdivy Absolutely. I am no monster

Do you say goodbye to your pet(s) once you leave the house?