Stuart Harrison

What album are you playing today?

@terrychristian Prick

The 115 stand

@CinePrimeX Temple of doom

Which one is the most adventurous movie among these 🎬

@SerSquiggy Purchased legacy edition on xbox its a belter of a game. But did have £60 worth of xbox points to cash in towards it. 😀

Batman Lego £60 😳 £80 for legacy edition 😳😳😳 Man’s that’s expensive I do like Lego games but come on 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️💰💰💰 Now if it was Lotr 🤣 #Lego

@EmilySm43 Jaws

Name one

@TheSunFootball Scum, get a proper job.

Jack Grealish and Jordan Pickford spotted stumbling out of strip club 🚨

@UnitedStandMUFC It's simple, he doesn't want Utd so keep your pennies for another midfield flop.

💥 “Beth’s verdict: If Arsenal could drop £100m on Rice, United can drop £100m on Anderson. No more excuses.... go BIG or stay MID” ⚽️🔥

@BasilTheGreat There is a God.

🚨NEWS: Eni Aluko has been DROPPED by ITV for their coverage of the World Cup this summer.

@TimesSport @martynziegler What u mean u absolutely get large sums of money for winning the league titles. Can anyone pass this info to the likes of @Carra23

Arsenal set to break Premier League record with up to £770m revenue Club should surpass previous record of Man City’s £715million in 2023-24 and could put them third in list of world’s richest clubs More from @martynziegler ⬇️ #Echobox=1779287537" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.com/sport/football…

@Footysm Doesn't get anywhere near Sunshine on Leith

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 💣🤩 Arsenal’s iconic anthem “North London Forever”, also known as “The Angel”, has officially been voted the greatest football anthem in the world 🥇🎶 ⚽ The Emirates atmosphere is simply unmatched ❤️

@GameWithSashank Batman

Buying a new game today and I am completely torn. 🕵️‍♂️ ​007 First Light 🦇 LEGO Batman Which one are we locking in?

@mfc_mrpage Hopefully weeds out these half and half scarf fans.

Rival fans saying Manchester City fans will return to their “original clubs” when Pep Guardiola leaves. We were City fans before he came, we are City fans while he’s here, and we’ll still be City fans when he leaves, forever and always.

@R_o_M Your really singing that when your biggest game of the season was getting beat in a youth cup final u absolute muppet 🤣🤣. #glazerscircus

Let’s all laugh at City, let’s all laugh at City, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha 😂

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@Portlocks @DalaiPalmerMCR @AdamJoseph The face only a mother could love. Hey u guys

@DalaiPalmerMCR @AdamJoseph Perhaps we should leave him alone. After all he has to look in the mirror every day...Scary!

Amazing to think his legacy will be the face of the greatest cheating scandal the Premier League has ever seen. A spoon fed coach with every advantage imaginable & hopefully a sign of the first rat fleeing the sinking ship before finally being brought to justice.

@Eman_8282 Most certainly does.

Does black pudding belong on a breakfast 🤔🤔🤔

@Londonblue_2 @RodinSimi @Johnny2hands But true

@RodinSimi @Johnny2hands Fake quote ❌

‼️🎙||Frank Lampard blasts people comparing Bruno Fernandes to Kevin De Bruyne after equalling the Premier League assists record in a single season: "Like I said before, more than three quarters of Bruno Fernandes’ assists have come from corner kicks and other set pieces. He has also only been focused on the Premier League this season, and that tells you something, less fatigue, less pressure, and more freedom to constantly spam long balls and deliveries into the box. Kevin De Bruyne achieved those numbers while competing in multiple competitions, including the Champions League. There was pressure every single week to deliver at the highest level, and he still managed to win the Premier League in that same season. You can’t compare the two because it’s disrespectful to KDB and what he accomplished under immense pressure. Bruno Fernandes is a great attacking midfielder, but Kevin De Bruyne is miles ahead of him in every other department. Don’t compare them, because I don’t think it’s fair to KDB."

@MUFCIeo_ @UtdMicah 🤣🤣🤣

@UtdMicah we'll be looking back at this in a year and laugh at him picking city over us after they finish 4th whilst were in a title race with the gooners

He saw Old Trafford at its best today, if he chooses to play in front of 40k soulless fans who don’t even turn up for title races in May every week, then we all know why he’s went there. 💰

@DalaiPalmerMCR @AdamMcKola @lukestanley03 The guys an absolute muppet. Love seeing his salty brummie tears 🤣

@AdamMcKola @lukestanley03 Fuck all did you say?? Fuck off. 👍

Just seen United have got 1 game in the next 35 days. City have got 5 in the next 17 days…

@SerSquiggy Never be embarrassed mate. Get well soon.

Trust me you have never been embarrassed until your sat on your arse on a shopping centre floor with little old dears offering you water, GTN spray, hugs and cuddles and prayers and dialling 999 🤣 🤦‍♂️ #embarrassed