
Paul Portlock-Smith
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Paul Portlock-Smith
@Portlocks
Dad to Thomas, teacher,bad musician, frustrated but published writer, hypnotherapist, behaviour guru, partner of the beautiful Natalie, Samaritan. Views my own.


Trump: Dumocrat. You take the E out and you don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it actually. You don't need it.





🚨 OFFICIAL: Manchester City will build a STATUE of Pep Guardiola. 🔵✨ It will feature on the approach to “The Pep Guardiola Stand” at the Etihad Stadium. 🏟️





So fuck off Guardiola, your trophy days are over at the council house 👋














Enzo Maresca is expected to be announced as the new #ManCity manager, with Hugo Viana informally speaking to the Italian about the prospect of taking over before Christmas. @ManCity also held discussions with an unnamed Spanish manager. [via @Jack_Gaughan]




















