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@Dav3woodbridg3 Apparently you're United crazy, but don't even know how your greatest ever team died you silly cunt

@Dav3woodbridg3 Plane*

@Dav3woodbridg3 @SkySportsPL I'm not though, the charges are nothing to do with Pep. You absolute weapon 🤣

@mcgarva90 @SkySportsPL Not only are you a cunt for mocking the dead. You’re also wrong you absolute weapon.

"If in the next years you see me, come to me and hug me, I will need it" 🥹 "I love you so much" 🩵 Pep Guardiola's farewell message for Manchester City 🔊

@neocortex1297 @Dav3woodbridg3 @SkySportsPL Correct

@mcgarva90 @Dav3woodbridg3 @SkySportsPL Even if it’s not a comparison it’s a fucking bizarre response

@neocortex1297 @Dav3woodbridg3 @SkySportsPL Wheres the comparison?

@mcgarva90 @Dav3woodbridg3 @SkySportsPL He Put 115 you put you silly Munich cunt…

@neocortex1297 @Dav3woodbridg3 @SkySportsPL Who's compared that?

@mcgarva90 @Dav3woodbridg3 @SkySportsPL Ah yes let’s compare an ‘alleged’ 115 charges to 23 people dying

@Dav3woodbridg3 @SkySportsPL Alleged charges are before Guardiola you silly munich cunt

@SkySportsPL Fuck off guardiola! Your cheating days are over. 115!

@tinyrowlet Have you got a cock? If yes - use mens. If no - use womens. I've done the critical thinking for you.

as a trans man i'm not allowed to use the men's toilet now because it says F on my birth certificate but i'm also not allowed to use the women's toilet because i may cause distress for looking like a man.... WHERE TF DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS????

@DFrankcom 0-0

Who’s going through tonight then lads? £50 if you can nail the full time score in the comments. I’ll do a spin the wheel if there are multiple with the same prediction. If you’re going for a Bayern by 1 (and then it’ll be extra time) then choose the score after extra time too (or by who wins on penalties). I’ll do the spin in the morning. Deadline for entries 7.59pm 🫡

@ingu100 @mancity_talk He got asked who he thinks will win the league between 2 teams, he can't pick fucking both can he.

@mancity_talk Which is fantastic except that he is supposed to be a neutral analyst

Joe Hart, true club ambassador 👏

@EATHATERO @J_K_Wood They can't "have" children. They can aquire them as mentioned.

@J_K_Wood They can have children if they want to. Leave them alone

SO HI GUYS!!!! WE ARE ACQUIRING a child!! We paid his Mother to disappear from his life FOREVER!!!! 😭😭😭 This used to be called baby selling but those guys didn’t have a photo shoot like this!!!!💕 Remember this is called progress now! 🌈

@IsntItShuffle @PositivFuturist Bradford factor

@PositivFuturist My old place had a max of 4 absences. I had 4 separate sick days in a rolling 1yr period I had to see HR but a colleague could be sick with one thing for 2 wks and it would only count as 1 instance. People ended up keeping a log and cashing days in if they didn’t use them

I spoke to someone retired from HMRC.. they explained that there's a certain number of sick days you can take before HR get involved, and that everyone treated it as a kind of second holiday allowance. Just to give you a flavour of the culture.

@ayeshavisk41781 042

Crack the password let's try if you're genius 0.0001 % will crack the password

@pundit_jay Dunno you know Jay, I think he's capable of going toe to toe with donarumma, got all the credentials. Plus he's taller than big Gigio 😮‍💨

James Trafford is going through the motions. He's vexed inside, found it hard to stay in his lane about it. He either got lied too or thought he was good enough to challenge whoever City brought in. Wrong. Bet his face dropped when big Donnarumma walked thru the campus door #mcfc

@MrDtAFC @RCorless33 Fatty just called his own fans glory hunters.

@RCorless33 We were a shambles, you sausage. Who could blame them? You're meant to be in a title race.

That atmosphere is abysmal. There are some things money just cannot buy.

@Keir_Starmer You're an absolute fucking shit house.

The appalling incident on a train near Huntingdon is deeply concerning. My thoughts are with all those affected, and my thanks go to the emergency services for their response. Anyone in the area should follow the advice of the police.

@Keir_Starmer You'll do nothing you fucking weak pathetic man. Squirming infront of the POTUS embarrassing the country.

We're facing a housing crisis — it's ridiculous to let land we could build on sit empty and disused. I said I would get Britain building. I am. We're unlocking brownfield railway sites across Britain to build 40,000 new homes. Giving more families the security they deserve.

@grok Should have known 😮‍💨. Look up "James Blunt gets on my tits" Grok son. You'll have a field day

@mcgarva90 Based on public data and interactions, the most famous person to visit your profile is James Blunt.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

@BeebySimon18098 @AndreJordmc97 @JohnBobby295782 @bignorms @oasis Regurgitated plagiarism to try and make you look edgy. Unlucky yesterday son. Better luck next time.

@mcgarva90 @AndreJordmc97 @JohnBobby295782 @bignorms @oasis I missed cheats.

I love the way you play football and I love @oasis but your fans are proper shit