Mark Chang

Obsessed with Browser performance? Come help make Chrome even faster for everyone. I'm hiring a Product Manager to lead the charge. DMs are open!

Seen in London 😉

This is a CT scan of Heinz’s new ketchup cap. It represents a $1.2 million engineering investment over 8 years. Here’s why it’s significant… 🧵

@__apf__ Been doing it since 2017 :) Never let them know your next move.

@mchang man of mystery

saw a colleague leave the office at the end of the day with no bag. nothing in his hands. just strolling out of the office and into the subway with nary a care in the world

@groby I had this exact thing. Someone on the family plan subscribed to a yearly plan for an app (online chess). Sigh.

OK, this is weird. Fraudulent CC charge (order from Apple), request new CC, get new CC, activate new CC, same charge appears again.

@groby Just saw. Hilarious.

@mchang Just search Elmo's timeline, it's unmissable.

I have witnessed the world's most epic trolling of the world's most self-aggrandizing nincompoop. I am deeply content.

@sjvanterpool @midodd Strong approve

⁦@mchang⁩ ⁦⁦@midodd⁩ they turned it into a restaurant! whiskeybyjh.com

@anildash @__apf__ Thanks for the feedback. I can definitely see the "completely switch context" modality as preferred by some users.

I am a fan.

@lockheimer I’m so tired right now from the effort this required 🙈

I should really be asleep, but Formula 1: Drive to Survive Season 4 is out, so... 🏎️

More vroom 🏎 blog.chromium.org/2022/03/a-new-…

Wordle 227 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@laparisa @michaelperrigo But can I play Karateka? 🤣

TIL: You can play the OG (1990) version of Prince of Persia at princejs.com, all running on web tech. Such fond memories! Touch controls & more at chromeunboxed.com/play-original-… h/t @michaelperrigo @mchang

@__apf__ I feel this blend in vibe — Mark, from Iowa.

My mother didn't want me to face the same racism she had, so she taught me to pass for fully white: my name, my hair, my makeup, my clothes, my accent. I no longer think this is necessary. I feel respected as I am, mixed race and colorful, among my friends and colleagues.

Personal update: I'm planning to start using Adriana as my first name everywhere. I grew up with Adriana as my name in Spanish, Adrienne in English. I'd like to have one name that I use everywhere, rather than switching back and forth based on context.

@SeattlePD is there a way to report a lost instrument to you so I can be notified if it is turned in / recovered?

@nataliaenvy @Google @lifeatgoogle @laparisa To be mentioned at the Thanksgiving table! Swoon.

@nataliaenvy @Google @lifeatgoogle I am hiring PMs for Chrome! We all work for the delightful @laparisa 😇

@groby Not the future I was promised.

I've been to DragonMUD weddings that looked better than this. And they predate this by 3 decades.